text;

[bloodbathing]

Nice upgrade. 👍

[ … Yup. That's it. His plain-looking rock turned into an ~iStone~, and that's all Maine has to say. ]

Comments

[yourattention]

pwease mr obama pwease i downt want to drown

[You did ask.]

[counterblows]

[And now he regrets asking.]






What?

[yourattention]

anything for you mr obama :3

[Is part of Connor dying on the inside at doing horrible hewwo rp, even if he's just parroting it? Yes. Is it worth it? Absolutely.]

[counterblows]

Everyone keeps saying Obama. Is that who this is a picture of?

[yourattention]

hes the ultimate life form he can be on our phones if he wants

[counterblows]

I doubt that he's the ultimate anything.

[yourattention]

he has all the chaos emeralds he can do anything

[counterblows]

You're the second person to tell me that. I'm not sure I should believe you.

[yourattention]

statistically speaking if a fact spans multiple universes that means theres a high chance of it being true

[counterblows]

Someone is going to ask the Storyteller for the Chaos Emeralds, whatever they are, and it's going to be your fault.

[yourattention]

the storyteller cant even make an ipod like theyre going to be able to get real chaos emeralds and not knockoff chinese copies from wish

[counterblows]

Why should they make an iPod when they can get our Stones to broadcast music 24/7, apparently?

[yourattention]

[Sent in rapid succession:]

oh that wasnt the storyteller that was me

it was super fuckin funny until it fritzed out

so the answer is you still need an ipod to play the music through the rocky-talkie

[counterblows]

Oh, so that was you.
Thanks for that.

[That is sarcasm.]





[He is not thankful.]

[yourattention]

i could have put nyancat 10hr on instead so youre welcome

[counterblows]

I don't know what that is.

[Too late, he realizes - ]

Please don't show me what that is.

[yourattention]

[Definitely too late, because immediately after the second one is sent, Nyan Cat starts playing. You're welcome. This is a phonecall literally just for you, Wash.

On the bright side, it only goes for about thirty seconds before it cuts off and Connor's voice comes through:]

Like I said, you're welcome.

[counterblows]

[There's a long, long stretch of silence before Wash can fire back a response.]

I don't want this.

[yourattention]

youre winner

[Congratulations!]

[counterblows]

Is this entertaining to you? I don't think anyone else here understands half of what you say except for you.

[yourattention]

well its not like i can airdrop pictures of chickens to random strangers here so what else am i supposed to do for fun

[counterblows]

Literally anything else.

[yourattention]

yeah i can only make so many baskets and i found out theres an edge to the map and you cant actually sail anywhere that doesnt exist currently so like what am i supposed to do hang out at the denny like a hobo all the time and hope someone wants to play cah with me

[counterblows]

[ continued here ]