text;

[bloodbathing]

Nice upgrade. 👍

[ … Yup. That's it. His plain-looking rock turned into an ~iStone~, and that's all Maine has to say. ]

Comments

[counterblows]

Oh, so that was you.
Thanks for that.

[That is sarcasm.]





[He is not thankful.]

[yourattention]

i could have put nyancat 10hr on instead so youre welcome

[counterblows]

I don't know what that is.

[Too late, he realizes - ]

Please don't show me what that is.

[yourattention]

[Definitely too late, because immediately after the second one is sent, Nyan Cat starts playing. You're welcome. This is a phonecall literally just for you, Wash.

On the bright side, it only goes for about thirty seconds before it cuts off and Connor's voice comes through:]

Like I said, you're welcome.

[counterblows]

[There's a long, long stretch of silence before Wash can fire back a response.]

I don't want this.

[yourattention]

youre winner

[Congratulations!]

[counterblows]

Is this entertaining to you? I don't think anyone else here understands half of what you say except for you.

[yourattention]

well its not like i can airdrop pictures of chickens to random strangers here so what else am i supposed to do for fun

[counterblows]

Literally anything else.

[yourattention]

yeah i can only make so many baskets and i found out theres an edge to the map and you cant actually sail anywhere that doesnt exist currently so like what am i supposed to do hang out at the denny like a hobo all the time and hope someone wants to play cah with me

[counterblows]

[ continued here ]