iStone PSA, Night of May 1st (NOW WITH MORE LUP)

[ohshitsweetflips]

[A very ceremonious and entirely fake throat-clearing issues from every last Stone of Farspeech, the night of May 1st. Including Ren's, but (fortunately?) her Stone has been skillfully taken into custody by some elves. Don't worry, she gets it back in the end, she won't even miss it.]

Heeeey, so tomorrow is Ren's birthday, as I'm sure everybody knows.

[An airy, overly affable lead-in. Kinda makes the rest of the message, which is more business-like, a little jarring.]

Well, we're calling dibs. We're gonna do a whole thing, like a surprise thing? We're gonna send her out to do bullshit errands or whatever, so we can get stuff set up. But! Nobody can tell her happy birthday before like, noon, or she'll spook and probably hide in the jungle forever.

[One quick afterthought--]

And me or Lup will personally set you on fire or turn you into a molerat. But after that, go bananas.

[Followed by a brief scuffle, and then the Lup's unmistakable voice speaking unCOMFortably close and intense into the stone--]

Don't mess this up for us OR Ren, Enso. We know where you live. PEACE OUT.

Comments

[yourattention]

Uhhhhhh. Don't - don't send her to the islets. I kind of put her birthday present on everybody's houses.

istone

[postictal]

Where are you setting it up?

[In case you need, like...help....maybe????]

[buryyourfriends]

I can do stuff, if you need me. I want to help with this.

[Seto's gonna make sure this is the best birthday for Ren - ignoring the fact that it's her first one. Still gonna be the best.]

[solperierat]

[Who knew you could get microphone static out of a fucking rock? Ed sure didn't.]

There any place we should stockpile the presents at?

[proficienciesouttheass]

Want me to rogue around and keep an eye on her so people don't ruin it?

[ Do you trust the lvl 2, hulking man of a rogue to be subtle and sneaky around a young girl?]