iStone PSA, Night of May 1st (NOW WITH MORE LUP)

[ohshitsweetflips]

[A very ceremonious and entirely fake throat-clearing issues from every last Stone of Farspeech, the night of May 1st. Including Ren's, but (fortunately?) her Stone has been skillfully taken into custody by some elves. Don't worry, she gets it back in the end, she won't even miss it.]

Heeeey, so tomorrow is Ren's birthday, as I'm sure everybody knows.

[An airy, overly affable lead-in. Kinda makes the rest of the message, which is more business-like, a little jarring.]

Well, we're calling dibs. We're gonna do a whole thing, like a surprise thing? We're gonna send her out to do bullshit errands or whatever, so we can get stuff set up. But! Nobody can tell her happy birthday before like, noon, or she'll spook and probably hide in the jungle forever.

[One quick afterthought--]

And me or Lup will personally set you on fire or turn you into a molerat. But after that, go bananas.

[Followed by a brief scuffle, and then the Lup's unmistakable voice speaking unCOMFortably close and intense into the stone--]

Don't mess this up for us OR Ren, Enso. We know where you live. PEACE OUT.

Comments

[buryyourfriends]

[Taako he's gonna bring his A+ game because Seto wants this to go off really, really well.]

I know some cats she likes back home so I'll draw them. It'll be fun!

[ohshitsweetflips]

[Taako honestly in his horrible weasel heart agrees, it probably will be at least a little fun. Awful.]

Awesome, specific cats, that's-- that's bespoke, that'll really make it uh, personalized, no off the rack shit here. Good thinking.

[buryyourfriends]

[Awfsome. Awful and awesome]

Yup. And we can draw flowers because she likes them too.

[And some of her treasures too.]