iStone PSA, Night of May 1st (NOW WITH MORE LUP)

[ohshitsweetflips]

[A very ceremonious and entirely fake throat-clearing issues from every last Stone of Farspeech, the night of May 1st. Including Ren's, but (fortunately?) her Stone has been skillfully taken into custody by some elves. Don't worry, she gets it back in the end, she won't even miss it.]

Heeeey, so tomorrow is Ren's birthday, as I'm sure everybody knows.

[An airy, overly affable lead-in. Kinda makes the rest of the message, which is more business-like, a little jarring.]

Well, we're calling dibs. We're gonna do a whole thing, like a surprise thing? We're gonna send her out to do bullshit errands or whatever, so we can get stuff set up. But! Nobody can tell her happy birthday before like, noon, or she'll spook and probably hide in the jungle forever.

[One quick afterthought--]

And me or Lup will personally set you on fire or turn you into a molerat. But after that, go bananas.

[Followed by a brief scuffle, and then the Lup's unmistakable voice speaking unCOMFortably close and intense into the stone--]

Don't mess this up for us OR Ren, Enso. We know where you live. PEACE OUT.

Comments

[proficienciesouttheass]

Want me to rogue around and keep an eye on her so people don't ruin it?

[ Do you trust the lvl 2, hulking man of a rogue to be subtle and sneaky around a young girl?]

[ohshitsweetflips]

Holy shit yes, do it.

[The thrill, the drama of it all. The chance that Magnus will just FLATTEN some fool like a good-natured but exuberant meteor. It's Ren's birthday, and yet Taako has been given this gift.]

This is the day you've been training for.

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ The ruffboi method! Surprise crushing. It's a very effective technique.

He flexes.]

Fuck yeah. Where is she?

[ohshitsweetflips]

[Please let Magnus crush some loser for a birthday transgression. Taako is just so thrilled to let this possibility of chaos loose in the world.]

Camp is probably safe, we can all mind our shit, but if she takes off, it's go time. Tomorrow, too. Ren's an escape artist, you gotta stay two steps ahead.

[He sounds so proud.]

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ They really should have cameras. Film this endeavor for Faerun's funniest videos. ]

Got it. Nobody's going to say a thing about the party.

[ Oh, this is going to ruin someone's day. ]