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[yourattention]

psa: dont fuckin come near my house for the foreseeable future (aka like at least a month) bc mistakes were made and things are kind of on fire

literally

they are literally on fire

no i dont need help i know what im doing

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[vagabone]

Just as easy to say we missed a couple of them, you know.

Wait, where exactly do you live

[yourattention]

well that would be a lie which is why i didnt say it

anyway how do you not know where i live isnt there a sign in the denny about it

[There is, technically.]

[vagabone]

No, there isn't.

Is there? Also, dragons? Yes or no?

[yourattention]

idk maybe someone took it down after umui but it was up for a while

anyway no there are not dragons

[That would imply that there was more than one. There isn't. There is (1) singular dragon.]

[vagabone]

dios. What is this? Are you trying to drive us all crazy with worry? Stop being so difficult about it

Are you hurt? Is your house really on fire?

[yourattention]

listen its not my fault yall cant mind your own biz

if i was hurt i probably wouldn't be typing rn anyway my house was on fire and could shortly be on fire but is not currently, this exact second, on fire

[vagabone]

You messaged us and you know people worry

What's causing the fires?

[yourattention]

a baby who doesnt know any better

[vagabone]

Kid

a baby what!!

[yourattention]

dragon obviously

[vagabone]

why would you keep one!

didn't you just die a few weeks ago??

[yourattention]

i am not intentionally keeping a wild animal in my house the wild animal has decided to live in my house and i cant get it to leave

[vagabone]

come on, half the people here could get rid of it for you!

or you could pour a bucket on its head

that's how i ended up with a tigerlily, but those don't set your house ON FIRE