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[yourattention]

psa: dont fuckin come near my house for the foreseeable future (aka like at least a month) bc mistakes were made and things are kind of on fire

literally

they are literally on fire

no i dont need help i know what im doing

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[yourattention]

i am not intentionally keeping a wild animal in my house the wild animal has decided to live in my house and i cant get it to leave

[vagabone]

come on, half the people here could get rid of it for you!

or you could pour a bucket on its head

that's how i ended up with a tigerlily, but those don't set your house ON FIRE