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[yourattention]

psa: dont fuckin come near my house for the foreseeable future (aka like at least a month) bc mistakes were made and things are kind of on fire

literally

they are literally on fire

no i dont need help i know what im doing

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[solperierat]

i can make a coating that can keep them from catching fire

[He doesn't know how it would affect the trees' health itself, but A: he can just transmute it off if needed, and B: that's a tomorrow problem.]



[And C: Epsilon isn't looking at this exact moment so it's fine probably.]

[yourattention]

actually i need the time out basket to be fireproof thats probably easier

[solperierat]

[Approximately three minutes after one might expect a response to come--]

yeah i can do that easy, but apparently i'm also going to be fireproofing the trees whether you want it or not

[yourattention]

[Luckily he's too busy having A Conversation with Tim to notice.]

yeah sure full disclosure theres a dragon living in my house and itll try to set you on fire but were working on it

[solperierat]

incredible

just fucking incredible

okay so can the fucking thing fly or am i good to air drop shit into your base

[yourattention]

its baby so it doesnt fly very well

[aka: He Absolutely Doesn't Know.]

[solperierat]

so reassuring

alright i'll be there in a while

[And something like twenty minutes later, a flying goat man is circling above the compound! What's the situation, my fine man?]