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[yourattention]

psa: dont fuckin come near my house for the foreseeable future (aka like at least a month) bc mistakes were made and things are kind of on fire

literally

they are literally on fire

no i dont need help i know what im doing

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[solperierat]

incredible

just fucking incredible

okay so can the fucking thing fly or am i good to air drop shit into your base

[yourattention]

its baby so it doesnt fly very well

[aka: He Absolutely Doesn't Know.]

[solperierat]

so reassuring

alright i'll be there in a while

[And something like twenty minutes later, a flying goat man is circling above the compound! What's the situation, my fine man?]