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[demonicmiracle]

right, cant say im much for mass communication without a character limit but needs must. im new in town, got a couple questions, figured i could crowdsource the answers

1. how have you lot not gone mental from boredom? there's got to be something to do around here that isnt poking about that miserable other island

[This is to say that while Crowley is, in fact, genuinely bored, he's also sort of eager to help around the island (he likes feeling useful, don't @ him about it) but if he actually admitted that out loud he'd immediately crumble to dust, because he's a demon, and demons aren't helpful.]

2. follow up to point 1, has anyone got a good grasp of what animals can be hunted? ive seen flowering sheep and furbies and i dont wanna waste energy on something thats not edible

3. bad idea to swim in the lake? yes or no?

4. ill trade my left arm for a bloody tshirt if anyones got a spare

[Not technically a question, but please, he's dying squirtle.]

cheers

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[a_shadow]

training meaning staying in shape, working out, all that stuff. i'm making a mat for the sparring ring, too

& you can swim in the ocean, you know

[demonicmiracle]

oh like exercise?
never heard of it

[Why does he continue to be the way that he is.]

i was told the oceans haunted. lot of conflicting information here, you lot should get your stories straight

[a_shadow]

I've swum in the ocean, it didn't harm me.

[ Swimming is the wrong word for what she did—she was in her armor and she walked along the ocean floor—but good enough is good enough.

As for the other point, she's not going to argue it, although swimming is remarkably like exercise. But she'll keep it in her back pocket and see if she ends up having an opportunity to give him a little jibe about that later. ]

[demonicmiracle]

are you willing to have it on your conscience if i end up in the ocean and get eaten by a ghost shark?

[Since it's haunted. Apparently.]

[a_shadow]

you'd resurrect anyway

this place won't let you die

[demonicmiracle]

[Well. He wouldn't die anyway, but that's sort of weird. Convenient, maybe? If it means he doesn't have to worry about getting sent back to Hell if he's discorporated.]

hows that work exactly?

[a_shadow]

that's beyond my paygrade

[ In other words, she doesn't understand it. Or perhaps it's that she doesn't believe the proffered explanations. ]

[demonicmiracle]

god business, then?

[That's usually above people's paygrades.]

[a_shadow]

one assumes