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anthony crowley ([personal profile] demonicmiracle) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2019-08-10 01:41 pm

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right, cant say im much for mass communication without a character limit but needs must. im new in town, got a couple questions, figured i could crowdsource the answers

1. how have you lot not gone mental from boredom? there's got to be something to do around here that isnt poking about that miserable other island


[This is to say that while Crowley is, in fact, genuinely bored, he's also sort of eager to help around the island (he likes feeling useful, don't @ him about it) but if he actually admitted that out loud he'd immediately crumble to dust, because he's a demon, and demons aren't helpful.]

2. follow up to point 1, has anyone got a good grasp of what animals can be hunted? ive seen flowering sheep and furbies and i dont wanna waste energy on something thats not edible

3. bad idea to swim in the lake? yes or no?

4. ill trade my left arm for a bloody tshirt if anyones got a spare


[Not technically a question, but please, he's dying squirtle.]

cheers
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[personal profile] 2b_ornot_2b 2019-08-11 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
1. It is physically impossible for me to go "mental" from boredom.

2. The few animals I've seen on these islands are more likely to hunt you than be hunted themselves. I'd recommend a different hobby.

3. I see no reason why not.

4. A shirt is probably not equal in value to your arm. Perhaps five shirts.
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[personal profile] 2b_ornot_2b 2019-08-13 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
An android.

[Oh honey, please.]

If you're so knowledgeable of the local fauna, perhaps you'd be willing to share that information with the rest of us.

I do not know what that is.

Have you considered cutting the sleeves off?