anthony crowley (
demonicmiracle) wrote in
lifenet2019-08-10 01:41 pm
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right, cant say im much for mass communication without a character limit but needs must. im new in town, got a couple questions, figured i could crowdsource the answers
1. how have you lot not gone mental from boredom? there's got to be something to do around here that isnt poking about that miserable other island
[This is to say that while Crowley is, in fact, genuinely bored, he's also sort of eager to help around the island (he likes feeling useful, don't @ him about it) but if he actually admitted that out loud he'd immediately crumble to dust, because he's a demon, and demons aren't helpful.]
2. follow up to point 1, has anyone got a good grasp of what animals can be hunted? ive seen flowering sheep and furbies and i dont wanna waste energy on something thats not edible
3. bad idea to swim in the lake? yes or no?
4. ill trade my left arm for a bloody tshirt if anyones got a spare
[Not technically a question, but please, he's dying squirtle.]
cheers
1. how have you lot not gone mental from boredom? there's got to be something to do around here that isnt poking about that miserable other island
[This is to say that while Crowley is, in fact, genuinely bored, he's also sort of eager to help around the island (he likes feeling useful, don't @ him about it) but if he actually admitted that out loud he'd immediately crumble to dust, because he's a demon, and demons aren't helpful.]
2. follow up to point 1, has anyone got a good grasp of what animals can be hunted? ive seen flowering sheep and furbies and i dont wanna waste energy on something thats not edible
3. bad idea to swim in the lake? yes or no?
4. ill trade my left arm for a bloody tshirt if anyones got a spare
[Not technically a question, but please, he's dying squirtle.]
cheers

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2. The few animals I've seen on these islands are more likely to hunt you than be hunted themselves. I'd recommend a different hobby.
3. I see no reason why not.
4. A shirt is probably not equal in value to your arm. Perhaps five shirts.
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[He thinks he's funny.]
you might be surprised, im not exactly top of the food chain but i know my way around it well enough
could be the loch ness monster in there for all i know
desperate times, long sleeved henleys arent made for the tropics
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[Oh honey, please.]
If you're so knowledgeable of the local fauna, perhaps you'd be willing to share that information with the rest of us.
I do not know what that is.
Have you considered cutting the sleeves off?
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didnt say anything about the local fauna, but the principals of not getting eaten are pretty universal
mythical creature supposed to be mucking about in a lake in scotland
considered it, figured id end up in the reverse situation at some point in the future when the temperature drops unexpectedly. seems like the sort of thing thatd happen in this place