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[demonicmiracle]

right, cant say im much for mass communication without a character limit but needs must. im new in town, got a couple questions, figured i could crowdsource the answers

1. how have you lot not gone mental from boredom? there's got to be something to do around here that isnt poking about that miserable other island

[This is to say that while Crowley is, in fact, genuinely bored, he's also sort of eager to help around the island (he likes feeling useful, don't @ him about it) but if he actually admitted that out loud he'd immediately crumble to dust, because he's a demon, and demons aren't helpful.]

2. follow up to point 1, has anyone got a good grasp of what animals can be hunted? ive seen flowering sheep and furbies and i dont wanna waste energy on something thats not edible

3. bad idea to swim in the lake? yes or no?

4. ill trade my left arm for a bloody tshirt if anyones got a spare

[Not technically a question, but please, he's dying squirtle.]

cheers

Comments

[scourgingstars]

Cruel and unfair that we should suffer ever so much ლ(ಥ Д ಥ )ლ

[demonicmiracle]

i swear ive forgotten how to make these
wait, got one
(ง •̀_•́)ง

[This is very stupid.]

[scourgingstars]

Now you're getting it! (つ°ヮ°)つ

[i don't know what else could ever have happened here]

[demonicmiracle]

¯\_(▀¯▀)_/¯
a self portrait

[scourgingstars]

Oh, my. I don't think I can match that one. It's difficult to think of one representative of myself.

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

[demonicmiracle]

angry a lot, are we?

[scourgingstars]

I have been known to be a bit of an irritable person, at times.

[demonicmiracle]

irritable or irritating 🤔

[He's being a shit.]

[scourgingstars]

Both, in fact! ╰(◕ᗜ◕)╯

[why this.]

[demonicmiracle]

ah, multitasking, i have to admire that

[scourgingstars]

Being angry all the time isn't remotely as entertaining if you can't infuriate everyone else along the way.

[demonicmiracle]

now theres a motto to live by
turns out anger is useful for something after all