[ HELP WANTED ] ; been traveling in packs that i can't carry anymore

[postictal]

[There's a new message written on the Local Rock of Communal Writing, next time people happen along.]

so far east side of the island right next to the lake there's a bunch of old buildings. one of them looks like it might've been a mess hall or something and then there's a bunch of houses and some plots of land that look like they were being used for farming stuff.

i've been working on making them habitable again. figure we could use some kind of communal area like a restaurant or bar or something.

if you're interested in helping there's some stuff that needs doing

- lumber. we got a lot of it already but we'll probably need more.
- stone. the ground is marshy in places so if anyone knows where a quarry is and how to get some rock for laying some kind of foundation that'd help
- labor. goes without saying. i'm just one guy. if you feel like pitching in you could probably set up in the finished place and use it as a base of operations or whatever. we got plenty of buildings for you to use. st probably doesn't like us on their turf constantly anyway

i've got means of waterproofing already but if anyone feels like helping feel free to let me know. write here or call me on your rock or come visit. ask for tim.

-tim

[ooc: also available for action prompts! tim can be found on the H5 square, which is where everything is located.]

Comments

[postictal]

we're in dire need of chairs
as long as they work i don't think anyone will care how they look

-tim

[yourattention]

tables are harder w/o glue which i definitely do not know how to make
i think you need horses or something
horses make glue right?
cj

[He read Animal Farm for school and that's the only thing he remembers.]

[postictal]

there are only 2 horses here last i checked and i don’t think the owners would want us chopping off their feet to make glue
ive got stories to spare so i can just ask for some anyway

-tim

[yourattention]

the blonde guy and his beefcake boyfriend? im p sure the blonde one will murder anyone who touches his horse in cold blood so that would probs be the better option

wait no i have stories n shit nvm i need more paint colors anyway st can give me glue too
cj

[postictal]

is that for the nefarious painting goblins

[To go with the basket weaving goblins he purportedly employs.]

[yourattention]

someone told me i need to paint some graffiti so i am
wait its not graffiti if i ask first is it

[postictal]

not really no

well i'll give you a call if we end up needing a fresh coat whenever this thing gets finished
hows that sound

[yourattention]

ill probably still have paint but its gonna be white or black bc thats what i asked for
so like if you want me to make some bizarre monochrome black n white shit we're set
i mean i can also paint it a solid color but wheres the fun in that

[postictal]

hey either way itll stand out
thats probably a good thing

[crosslaced]

*either horse! Just wanted to clarify. :)
-the blonde one

cw: suicidal ideation

[yourattention]

ok for claritys sake i wasnt going to make the horses into glue
i always highkey want to die but id rather it not be bc of a misunderstanding

[crosslaced]

That's fair. It's a [smudge] rather disappointing way to go and we can do better.


On a more constructive note, it sounds like other animal parts might substitute. To clarify I have no gluemaking knowledge.

[yourattention]

are horse hooves bones or
i did scouts not 4h

[crosslaced]

Modern anatomy is beyond my time.

They do seem similar to cow or stag horns?

[yourattention]

what the fuck is a stag
horns are mmmmaybe not bone idr but p sure theyre badass fingernails
i also failed bio so grain of salt w/e w/e

[crosslaced]

Or, you know, ‘getcha SHARK GLUE at THE STORE’.

[yourattention]

cw: talking about animal violence?

[crosslaced]

[you know how damen doesn’t get cameras?]

Yes. Red-nosed reindeer horns. I don’t know who Rudolph is but is it up for being murdered.

cw: suicide because it's connor

[yourattention]

[crosslaced]

So like y
I hesitate to advocate murdering one’s bullies, but that’s digressive.

Deer do have hooves.

[hellawrath]

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[yourattention]

you realize this looks like spam right

[ohshitsweetflips]

i mean, that's a glue by-product, so

[yourattention]

[>contemplate explaining the concept of spam email
>decide that's someone else's problem]

no im p sure its a bacon by-product