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[ichininyaanshi]

hey

i need someone who knows about plants. and vegetables. some dog came by and grew a bunch of stuff but i don't know what some of it is.

it's all the way over in that abandoned monkey base, though, so don't bother if it's a hassle. it'll probably all end up dead under my care anyway.

ps-
if anyone knows how to get dried blood out of clothes, i need that too.

- ichimatsu 🐾


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Comments

[proficienciesouttheass]

HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I WAS[ Followed by a lot of scribbling. Someone tried very hard to hide something that was written there. ] 4

[ichininyaanshi]

4? That's pretty impressive. You must have trained your bladder to be proper from a young age.

[proficienciesouttheass]

HELL YEAH I DID.


WAIT WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

[ichininyaanshi]

i don't know. pissing yourself, i guess.

anyway, if you want vegetables, just come get them. the dog doesn't seem to care.

[proficienciesouttheass]

OH YEAH! I THINK SHE MADE THE GARDEN FOR EVERYONE. WE CAN PROBABLY HELP HER OUT.

THOUGH SHE'S KIND OF A MAGIC WOLF SO I DONT KNOW IF SHE ACTUALLY NEEDS HELP.

[ichininyaanshi]

i don't know anything about gardening, but knock yourself out. just watch out for the psychopaths that live here.

[sorry, he's rude.]

is she really a wolf? she hasn't tried to eat me.

[proficienciesouttheass]

SHE LOOKS LIKE A WOLF! BUT I THINK SHE'S MAGIC OR SOMETHING? SHE'S SMARTER THAN ANY WILD OR DOMESTICATED ANIMAL I'VE EVER SEEN

WAIT, WHAT PSYCHOPATHS?

[ichininyaanshi]

well, most animals i know are smarter than people, so that doesn't say much. but i'd buy that she's magic. i've seen her do the flower thing.

my neighbors. they're insane. one has a stake pit outside his house and the other likes threatening to shoot people for no reason.

[proficienciesouttheass]

I MEAN I GUESS THERE ARE SOME PRETTY SMART ANIMALS OUT THERE!

WHOA. INTENSE.