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[ichininyaanshi]

hey

i need someone who knows about plants. and vegetables. some dog came by and grew a bunch of stuff but i don't know what some of it is.

it's all the way over in that abandoned monkey base, though, so don't bother if it's a hassle. it'll probably all end up dead under my care anyway.

ps-
if anyone knows how to get dried blood out of clothes, i need that too.

- ichimatsu 🐾


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Comments

[escampist]

aw what? boooo.

[This was almost interesting.]

so what the hell did you do. was it a war wound or some shit?

[ichininyaanshi]

nah. i just got sick up on those shitty islands and puked a bunch of it up.

didn't die though

waste of time

[escampist]

well that's fucking disgusting

next time you should just lie and say you shanked someone

[ichininyaanshi]

isn't it? someone like me being allowed to live through that... disgusting.

there wasn't anyone annoying enough to kill. maybe one guy, but he wasn't that bad.

[escampist]

okay definitely not what i meant by that and now this is getting weird

then say someone shanked you, that at least makes you sound tough

[ichininyaanshi]

fine

someone shanked me. there were guts everywhere. i died in a pool of blood and my soul burned forever in hell.

happy now?

[escampist]

i'm never happy

[ichininyaanshi]

good plan. you'll never get far in life with that attitude

it's better that way

[escampist]

getting far is overrated, life's a bitch, you get stranded on some weirdass island and then you die, who gives a fuck

[this is just a loop of cynicism enabling]

[ichininyaanshi]

[someone ban their ip addresses]

see? you get it

it's even better if you die alone. unless you have a cat. those are fine.

[escampist]

i mean



i do actually have a cat

[oh god is this his future self]

[ichininyaanshi]

oh

are you one of the guys shittymatsu forced a kitten on?

[escampist]

wow that's one hell of a nickname

but yeah sorta

i mean. he said the kittens were gonna disappear otherwise. i wasn't gonna let some cat just poof out of existence, i'm not a fucking monster.

[ichininyaanshi]

yeah, i know. don't worry about it. it's karamatsu's fault for getting that many cats in the first place





how's yours doing by the way