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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEAT!

WHO STOLE MY MEAT?!

[He's been looking for his meat for a while now and it doesn't appear to be anywhere.]

There's plenty around, you just need to kill it first.

I can't cook anything as well as the meat that was waiting for me when I woke up the other day

Why can't you cook anything? Generally if you want to eat something you need to cook it.

Though, I suppose if you want to you could eat it raw.

Because it burns and it tastes bad!

Raw isn't so bad, but then there's too much blood everywhere.

Then get someone else to cook it for you.

......Do you know a cook?

Not at all!

Then how am I going to get someone to cook my meat for me?

Write "Is there anyone who will be willing to help me cook something?"

OH! Good idea!