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[rubberpirate]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEAT!

WHO STOLE MY MEAT?!

[He's been looking for his meat for a while now and it doesn't appear to be anywhere.]

Comments

[rubberpirate]

Because it burns and it tastes bad!

Raw isn't so bad, but then there's too much blood everywhere.

[despairing_hope]

Then get someone else to cook it for you.

[rubberpirate]

......Do you know a cook?

[despairing_hope]

Not at all!

[rubberpirate]

Then how am I going to get someone to cook my meat for me?

[despairing_hope]

Write "Is there anyone who will be willing to help me cook something?"

[rubberpirate]

OH! Good idea!