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[rubberpirate]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEAT!

WHO STOLE MY MEAT?!

[He's been looking for his meat for a while now and it doesn't appear to be anywhere.]

Comments

[proficienciesouttheass]

SOMEONE STOLE YOUR MEAT? WHAT THE FUCK

- Magnus

[rubberpirate]

YES! They took it all!

[proficienciesouttheass]

THAT AIN'T RIGHT, YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL A MAN'S MEAT.

WHERE DID YOU LEAVE IT?

[rubberpirate]

Were I found it! Right by the tree I was sleeping under!

[proficienciesouttheass]

WAIT DOD YOU JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE?

MAYBE WILD ANIMALS GOT TO IT?

[despairing_hope]

There's plenty around, you just need to kill it first.

[rubberpirate]

I can't cook anything as well as the meat that was waiting for me when I woke up the other day

[despairing_hope]

Why can't you cook anything? Generally if you want to eat something you need to cook it.

Though, I suppose if you want to you could eat it raw.

[rubberpirate]

Because it burns and it tastes bad!

Raw isn't so bad, but then there's too much blood everywhere.

[despairing_hope]

Then get someone else to cook it for you.

[rubberpirate]

......Do you know a cook?

[despairing_hope]

Not at all!

[rubberpirate]

Then how am I going to get someone to cook my meat for me?

[despairing_hope]

Write "Is there anyone who will be willing to help me cook something?"

[rubberpirate]

OH! Good idea!

[souris_keteer]

What happened exactly? For all we know, maybe a wild animal ran off with it. Can you give any details?

- Mickey Mouse.

[rubberpirate]

I woke up and there were tons of meat of all kind cooked perfectly and delicious, and what I didn't eat was there when I went to sleep for two days but after that it was gone.

[souris_keteer]

[Wait a minute.]

Did you mean to say you slept for two hours?

[HE DIDN'T MEAN TWO DAYS, RIGHT???]

[rubberpirate]

Nope, I mean- I went to sleep one day, food was there, then woke up, ate, walked around, went to sleep, and the food was there, but I did the same a third day and it was gone.