[ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ] ; take a step back, i'm on fire

[postictal]

[Hey, everybody, guess what? Tim's been a busy boy.]

alright 2 things

1. i got 30 flare guns. each has 4 rounds with 2 colors: red and blue. blue is if you need help. red is to tell everyone to clear out cause of serious danger. i'm at the storyteller's temple if you need one. don't need to trade anything but like i said i only have 30 so if you travel in a group and keep together you should just have 1 between you all. if you run out of flares you gotta ask ST for more.

2. who here knows how to fight. just putting it out there it might be good to have some people we all know can handle themselves if someone needs help. guard task force security group call it whatever you want itd just be damn handy to know who to ask for in a fight

thats all

-tim

[ooc: feel free to respond here via the iStone 5s or via an action prompt at the Storyteller's temple!]

Comments

[postictal]

got it so like everyone else with magic here
would you be willing to work in a group

-tim

[unpurify]

Yes to both.

- The Batter

[If he's working with someone or a group, they can cover what he can't. Namely long ranged attacks.]

[postictal]

guess you'd have to be if you were major league

[Yes, he knows he's not really a baseball player. That still entitles Tim to make as many baseball player jokes as possible. The guy calls himself "the Batter" for christ's sake.]

[unpurify]

[Okay yeah, he needs to invest in new clothes so people stop asking that or making comments on it.]

I wasn't.

[Still doesn't have a sense of humor. Sorry Tim.]

[postictal]

minor league?
little league?
undrafted?

[unpurify]

None.

[He's going to use shorter and shorter words if you keep this up Tim.]

[postictal]

you call yourself the batter and dress up in baseball clothing
im not sure if you realize this but it kind of sends a message

[unpurify]

I don't care.

[Hence the whole thing. Despite everything going on lately, the Batter still retained his inability to give a shit about minor things.]

[postictal]

which is why you're still replying right

[unpurify]

No.

Do you want to stop?

[It may be an odd question but the Batter's still learning about actually talking to people. And, well, paying attention to when someone's being sarcastic.]

[postictal]

man its not my rock
doesnt matter to me

[unpurify]

Fair.

But if this is not going anywhere, we should stop.

[postictal]

[...look man, his meme exposure was belated and probably courtesy of an unholy and irregular combination of Brian Thomas, Alex Kralie, and one very beleaguered Jay Merrick who didn't appreciate the fact that his followers didn't always treat their situation with the gravity that it deserved.]

[All things considered, it's miraculous he even managed to retain this much.]

[unpurify]

[Tim's gonna get a significant delay in response. Just what.]

I don't get it.

[Yeah, you've found the "Has No Sense Of Humor" guy. Sorry Tim.]

[postictal]

do you not have memes in your world

[unpurify]

No. Is there a point to them?

[postictal]

yes
theyre an important part of the economy

[unpurify]

I though that was money.

[Or he's been hanging around Zacharie too much.]

[postictal]

you see any money around here pal

[unpurify]

In other worlds then.

[postictal]

yeah and in other worlds instead of money its memes

[jinglejangle]

sometimes the point is just that you get to see a cute animal.

[doge is as old as his parents, but it's a classic]

[unpurify]

[Okay....]

I guess.

[Sorry McCree, but he has zero sense of humor and low standards.]

[jinglejangle]

what, you don't like cute animals?
those are basically the only memes worth knowing about.
like them goofy cats.
older than sin but those cats are legendary.

[unpurify]

I knew a talking cat once.

[Which ended very, very poorly.]