[ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ] ; take a step back, i'm on fire

[postictal]

[Hey, everybody, guess what? Tim's been a busy boy.]

alright 2 things

1. i got 30 flare guns. each has 4 rounds with 2 colors: red and blue. blue is if you need help. red is to tell everyone to clear out cause of serious danger. i'm at the storyteller's temple if you need one. don't need to trade anything but like i said i only have 30 so if you travel in a group and keep together you should just have 1 between you all. if you run out of flares you gotta ask ST for more.

2. who here knows how to fight. just putting it out there it might be good to have some people we all know can handle themselves if someone needs help. guard task force security group call it whatever you want itd just be damn handy to know who to ask for in a fight

thats all

-tim

[ooc: feel free to respond here via the iStone 5s or via an action prompt at the Storyteller's temple!]

Comments

[postictal]

man its not my rock
doesnt matter to me

[unpurify]

Fair.

But if this is not going anywhere, we should stop.

[postictal]

[...look man, his meme exposure was belated and probably courtesy of an unholy and irregular combination of Brian Thomas, Alex Kralie, and one very beleaguered Jay Merrick who didn't appreciate the fact that his followers didn't always treat their situation with the gravity that it deserved.]

[All things considered, it's miraculous he even managed to retain this much.]

[unpurify]

[Tim's gonna get a significant delay in response. Just what.]

I don't get it.

[Yeah, you've found the "Has No Sense Of Humor" guy. Sorry Tim.]

[postictal]

do you not have memes in your world

[unpurify]

No. Is there a point to them?

[postictal]

yes
theyre an important part of the economy

[unpurify]

I though that was money.

[Or he's been hanging around Zacharie too much.]

[postictal]

you see any money around here pal

[unpurify]

In other worlds then.

[postictal]

yeah and in other worlds instead of money its memes

[unpurify]

It is that useful?

[postictal]

extremely

[unpurify]

I will keep that in mind.

[We hope you're happy with yourself Tim.]

[postictal]

[EXTREMELY.]

[jinglejangle]

sometimes the point is just that you get to see a cute animal.

[doge is as old as his parents, but it's a classic]

[unpurify]

[Okay....]

I guess.

[Sorry McCree, but he has zero sense of humor and low standards.]

[jinglejangle]

what, you don't like cute animals?
those are basically the only memes worth knowing about.
like them goofy cats.
older than sin but those cats are legendary.

[unpurify]

I knew a talking cat once.

[Which ended very, very poorly.]

[jinglejangle]

i see.
did it has cheezburger?

[you know who's not even a little sorry? this guy.]

[unpurify]

No.

I don't think either of us know what that is.

[He doesn't have to be sorry but the rest of the island probably is from having to read a meme-tastic conversation between a cowboy, another man and someone who clearly Does Not Get It.]

[jinglejangle]

y'ain't know much, do ya.
but it's okay.
you got time to learn.

[McCree's way of speaking isn't going to make anyone happier, either.]

[unpurify]

[No it isn't. The people on this island were weird.]

If you say so.

[Personally he didn't want to be here, but the Batter didn't have much choice in the matter, so here he was. Learning about 'memes'.]

[jinglejangle]

[There's a moment where he considers leaving it. Or saying something that's, you know, understandable to people who don't know memes.

But that moment passes.]

much time
many memes
wow

[unpurify]

[We hope you're proud of yourself McCree.]

I don't understand.

[It bears repeating: you guys are weird.]