ungrieved: (✘ i am mystery)
i'm alive =) ([personal profile] ungrieved) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2017-12-08 07:10 pm

[ LET'S PLAY A GAME ] ; i'm just such a happy mess

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[That's it. That, and...a number of blank lines for people to guess letters. If they're interested in playing, that is. He apparently hasn't seen fit to explain the game, but if you stay tuned, you might catch the general gist of it.]

[[ooc: guessable words are in the comments. Please feel free to threadjack/make new words at your leisure!]]

catpiper: (is your cats but its me)

[personal profile] catpiper 2017-12-30 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's so proud of this little doodle nugget.

The noise comes when the cat shoves his face into the newly opened tin of food, purring away at the rare treat. These tins are typically saved as a last resort, as she finds it easier to throw fish his way or share the meals offered to her by others. This boy will surely be in her cat's good graces now.
]

That's because he's a good boy.

[Ren gives him a little paw boop with her finger. This island is safer than her world in some ways and far more dangerous in others. A quiet cat is easier to protect.]

He purrs like this when he's happy and says 'nya' so you'll look at him.

[And not that her good boy will do this, but cat lesson 101 might as well continue to the very end.]

Sometimes they-[She ruffles his fur a little, making it stand up.]-puff like this because they're mad. If they growl, you have to stay back until they like you again.
catpiper: (they didn't give you a kill option)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-04 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ESP kitty continues to scarf down the food, purring away, as she educates this scrub on the art of cat whispering. She fluffs up more of his fur to prove a point!! You can't pet cats that look like this. Normally.]

If you don't, they'll get mad and scratch you. That's what they do when they're scared.
catpiper: (where vampires are real)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-05 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay friend. She's listens to what he says, rolling the words around in her mind, because they get mad. And that anger can turn to fear. That's true. She's seen that time and time again in the form of angry spirits whose emotions corrupted them beyond help. Sometimes with people on the island. It's not often, and she can't recall an instance where it's been directed at her, but they do.

But she's a girl that takes things literally and her mind wanders to instances where people have scratched each other in anger. As far as she knows, that hasn't happened yet.
]

People don't have paws. They can't do that.

[She looks at her nails, for a moment, and holds up her hand-]

These aren't sharp.
catpiper: (the end came for my ass)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[It would be a threatening gesture, if the cat by her side had looked up from cleaning his face and reacted to that noise for even a second. Which he doesn't. At all. The fake growl was just that and Ren smiles ear to ear, mimicking the quiet growling noise in the back of her throat.]

I can do that kind of thing too.

[People don't fight that way, she's sure, but now she's having fun. The entire point of the conversation flying over her head and landing in another world. Time to play a game.]

Can you make other noises?
catpiper: (gonna drown myself in pudding)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-11 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I think making noises like that-

[Growing up around the other kids gave her the opportunity to play with them, but she doesn't remember any games they were able to enjoy together. Their shared illness crept up and killed most of them early on.]

It's a fun game.
catpiper: (at 10:15 in the morning kids tequatl)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-11 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's right! Play with her, new friend. Especially now that her cat is taking a little tiger snooze-they can't leave for awhile. She doesn't want to wake him up.

Even though the game she made up in the last ten seconds might do that.
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You make a noise and-

[She pauses, trying to figure out the rules to this fake game.]

You guess the animal. That's the game.
catpiper: (orla orla hypothesis)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-13 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[And then there's another pause because, well, games have-]

And you get points.

[How many?? What for?? What happens if you win?? All questions she's not going to answer because it's dependent on her childish whims. Sorry, Gabe. This is what happens when you have a terrible girl instead of a rule book to guide a game.]

Do you want to make a noise first?
catpiper: (don't buy nuggets from amazon)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-15 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[The problem with this terrible game is that she only knows a handful of animals to begin with. Not great? They probably should've requested Connect 4 instead. So when he makes that weird sound, she takes it far too seriously and says-]

A chicken!

[That's a weird animal??? It could be the answer?? She doesn't know!! It's fine.]
catpiper: (what is tequatl)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-18 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who says clucks aren't raspberry noises?? Let this fool live.]

They're birds?

[It takes her a second to recall and her tone makes it sound like a question more than anything. They have wings. They're on farms. They lay eggs, if she's remembering her weird animals right, it's definitely a bird.

Yeah.

And since that sound wasn't a chicken. Or a cat. Or a dog. Or a horse. Or a cow. Maybe-
]

Was that a bear?

[Gabe is gonna end up with a million points at this rate. Amazing.]
catpiper: (gonna drown myself in pudding)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-19 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, so that's a no. The problem with this game is becoming increasingly apparent as the point totals start accumulating in his favor. She's given herself a grand total of 1 for trying though.]

I've seen a bear. They were in a book. They like porridge-that's what they eat.

[Incredible.]

What animal makes that noise?
catpiper: (rather not gamble on an afterlife)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-22 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heffalump is not an animal she recognizes. It could be something specific to his world, to here and-

Finding out about new animals and creatures-that's exciting. It beats any dirty picture book she used to find laying on the ground and she's ready to get the full rundown on this mystery animal.
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Is it scary? Can you draw it?
catpiper: (velma voice you stop that)

[personal profile] catpiper 2018-01-26 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[She takes it back-don't draw this demon. She doesn't want to see it or hear that raspberry noise ever again she's terrified. Her whole body stiffens up and quietly asks-]

Are heffalumps here?

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