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[yourattention]

psa: dont fuckin come near my house for the foreseeable future (aka like at least a month) bc mistakes were made and things are kind of on fire

literally

they are literally on fire

no i dont need help i know what im doing

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[eudaimonikos]

Oh, don't be hard on yourself.
You're better than most animals! And all insects!

[Better than Michael's own species in a lot of ways, but that's more real than Michael wants to get in this text convo with a random stranger.]</smal

[yourattention]

i mean ants can life like hundreds of times their own body weight so like

[x] doubt

[eudaimonikos]

So could I, but you don't hear me bragging about it.