8th || Sharing is Caring!

[achievementhunter]

[There's no such thing as "accidentally" calling everyone on the Far Stones. One must have consciously made the decision to speak to everyone, like a walkie-talkie that can't be turned off on the receiving end. So when Chara speaks to- everyone, it is with full awareness that they are, in fact, speaking to everyone.]

Poisonous flowers are curious things, did you know? [Which is why they start off on such a chipper note!] For many, it is the act of ingesting them which causes illness or fatality. For others, however... the simple act of prolonged contact is enough- toxins are absorbed through the skin.

Death can take anywhere from a few hours to a few weeks. [By golly, they sound happy about this.] So it's a frightfully good idea to invest in some gardening gloves, should you wish to transplant any flora from Ziziphus to another locale. It could be the difference between a new garden and your rather unfortunate demise.



[Anyways everything's totally chill. Chara's totally fine and absolutely nothing is wrong ever, they just like making these kinds of announcements for kicks. It has Absolutely Nothing to do with failing to request gloves of their own.

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[achievementhunter]

[HAHA YOU EVER WANTED TO ABORT EXISTENCE? CLIP THROUGH THE GROUND AND BE FORGOTTEN IMMEDIATELY, REVEL IN ANONYMITY AND AN ABSENCE OF IDENTITY THAT ANOTHER SMALL CHILD HAS AN INTEREST IN???

Hello Ren everything is Fine.]

I have botany books that you can read to identify them.

[catpiper]

[LET THIS BE A LESSON HEATHEN. Download the Not Safe For Island Poison filter on your iStone and exclude this terrible demon, god.]

Can we read them together? Right now?

[Because they're not DYING of POISON or anything.]

[achievementhunter]

[Sorry did you mean steal Ren’s iStone and block her from any messages they send because really, that’s the only safe option here.]

Perhaps later; I’m otherwise occupied.

[You know, with not DYING of POISON.]

[catpiper]

[Where is an elf when you need them?? Someone take her phone and help this poor bean before they kick the bucket.

She's just disappointed, gosh, but that's fine! They have things to do.]

With looking at flowers? Is that what you're doing?

[Is that what prompted their helpful island tip for not dying?? Seems about right.]

[achievementhunter]

[Honestly, who needs adults when you can have elves, giant spiders, and Tim?]

I wa- am assisting a friend with their garden, yes.

[Which-- yep, she's got it. Absolutely prompted them to consider this helpful island tip for not dying.]

[catpiper]

[Combined, they make the best questionable adult imaginable.

Guess it's best not to worry about their little friend. Chara seems to be having a great day at the garden and maybe Ren can finagle her way to visit them soon. She wants to see pretty flowers, gosh.]

Okay.

[She only sounds like 10% disappointed she can't hang with them today, but whatever!!]

If you see something poisonous, you should run away and hide. It won't find you if you do that.

[Flowers aren't ghosts!! They can't move!! So they'll be okay and totally won't die. ]

[achievementhunter]

[With their powers combined, they are Captain Planet 7 eighths of a fully functioning adult.

And better she be disappointed than dead-- or worse, worried about their wellbeing.]

I'm afraid it doesn't quite work like that, but I shall keep your advice in mind. [You know, in the midst of the impending fever dreams.]

[catpiper]

[You don't know until you try. That's why she isn't going to have fever dreams and be sick for the next week. She hides. That's a foolproof plan for any situation.]

I'll ask for more 'advice' and tell you what they say.

[RE: she's right and she's gonna prove it by asking someone!!]

[achievementhunter]

[She didn't even know flowers could be poisonous until Chara said so? Hey Ren tell them how do you run from ignorance????]

Please do; especially if you're going to ask Lup. [They're curious to see what will win, there; logic, or the paternal affection that allows for a blatant lie.]

[catpiper]

[It's fucking easy to run from ignorance when you're not buckled down with flower poison!!! Try it sometime!!! Hide under a blanket, shove yourself behind a rock, hide in the sewers-that's how it works. That's #logic.]

Okay! She'll know about things like that, so I'll ask her first.

[achievementhunter]

Wonderful. Tell her I said hi. [Just pile that subtle and probably entirely make-believe pressure on her, it's fine.]

[catpiper]

Okay!

[It sounds like she's talking, but it's hard to make out because the rock is being smacked? There's some disturbance in the force as she tries to work how to immediately hang up to Call Lup? Call Aunt Lup? Be a good trea-.

There we go. She'll pass along your horrible message.]