8th || Sharing is Caring!

[achievementhunter]

[There's no such thing as "accidentally" calling everyone on the Far Stones. One must have consciously made the decision to speak to everyone, like a walkie-talkie that can't be turned off on the receiving end. So when Chara speaks to- everyone, it is with full awareness that they are, in fact, speaking to everyone.]

Poisonous flowers are curious things, did you know? [Which is why they start off on such a chipper note!] For many, it is the act of ingesting them which causes illness or fatality. For others, however... the simple act of prolonged contact is enough- toxins are absorbed through the skin.

Death can take anywhere from a few hours to a few weeks. [By golly, they sound happy about this.] So it's a frightfully good idea to invest in some gardening gloves, should you wish to transplant any flora from Ziziphus to another locale. It could be the difference between a new garden and your rather unfortunate demise.



[Anyways everything's totally chill. Chara's totally fine and absolutely nothing is wrong ever, they just like making these kinds of announcements for kicks. It has Absolutely Nothing to do with failing to request gloves of their own.

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[tomodachi]

Wait, hang on, flowers can be poisonous??

[shit maybe he needs to start paying attention to what ren's collecting around here]

[achievementhunter]

Incredibly astute, aren’t you? [They literally just said that, Crow. Just then. Seconds ago.] Flowers can indeed be poisonous. Most aren’t pleasant to eat. Many more aren’t even pleasant to touch.

[tomodachi]

Well I wouldn't know anything about eating or touching them, now would I?

[On account of... you know, being a robot and all.]

[achievementhunter]

Touche. [You got 'em there, pal.]

[tomodachi]

Tou--what?

[what does that mean]

[achievementhunter]

[Hey Crow Chara would like to speak to your creator? They're a total hack.]

It is a concession. Touche- you are right. Good point.

[tomodachi]

... Oh. I've never heard that word.

[Or maybe he did, once upon a time, before... well. Before that "hack creator" you mentioned disappeared from his life.]

[achievementhunter]

Memes, touche-- is there no end to your deprivation?

[They're so sad for you, Crow. Really. This is their sad face.]

I suppose if you come across more words you don't understand, you can always contact me.

[tomodachi]

[Tch]

Hey, I'm not that deprived...

[... but he will probably end up contacting you again, since you did put out the offer for it.]

[achievementhunter]

In comparison to the other children on this island? Not at all. Frisk and I are outliers, and should not have been included.

[Lol. That being said, in comparison to practically every other child, across space and time..? No dice, buddy.

Just try not to call them in the middle of the night, hm?]