[ LET'S PLAY A GAME ] ; i'm just such a happy mess

[ungrieved]

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[That's it. That, and...a number of blank lines for people to guess letters. If they're interested in playing, that is. He apparently hasn't seen fit to explain the game, but if you stay tuned, you might catch the general gist of it.]

[[ooc: guessable words are in the comments. Please feel free to threadjack/make new words at your leisure!]]

Comments

[yallstupid]

YEAICHOOSEYOUPIKACHU

[Lord, where was this rock when he was shitface drunk on the beach?]

[ungrieved]

[God. Fine.]


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congratulations
you filled a graveyard

[yallstupid]

SPOOKYSCARYSKELETONS

[IT STILL FITS.]

[ungrieved]

murderer

[yallstupid]

BIGBADBOSSOTEAMSKULL

[He's having a blast; thank you for this gift.]

[ungrieved]

[THOSE AREN'T WORDS, GUZMA.]

are you done

[yallstupid]

[IN HIS DICTIONARY THEY ARE.]

4TODAYMAYBEHOWABOUTU

[ungrieved]

im pretty sure there are no numbers in hangman

[yallstupid]

FORTODAYMAYBEHOWABTU

[Guzma, you're a shit.]

[ungrieved]

youre really no good at this game are you?

[Seconded. What a shit.]

[yallstupid]

idk man i thought i did great

dont see no one else making them words fit like that

[ungrieved]

because making words fit isnt the point

[yallstupid]

yea so?

my ways more fun

[ungrieved]

well its wrong

[yallstupid]

dont care

never been good with being right

[ungrieved]

thats for sure

[yallstupid]

[...Guzma could have left it at that. It's the truth, he even admitted it himself. He could have just walked away, but...but. He can't let that be the final word. And so, here we are again.]

YUMADBROITSJUSTAGAME

[ungrieved]

[Just a game.]

[But it's a game he's good at playing, and this guy right here - he's just ruining. Stepping on it with his garbage. Breaking it even further than anyone else has.]

one you keep losing

[yallstupid]

[Cry more, Gabe, you should have expected this on the island of misfits and do-badders. Anyone worth their weight would have befouled this game before it even started, and Guzma is here to fill the role proudly.]

u mean improving

[ungrieved]

games dont exist to be improved

[He's cried plenty.]

[Crying has taken up a greater percentage of his genuine, living life than anything else. That's what happens, when your life is cut short.]

[yallstupid]

[Is...is this guy for real?

Is he listening to himself?? Or, uh..reading what he's writing there? I mean, has he never actually played a video game before?! Hell, ever developer under the gosh dang sun gets improved every year. Heck, if they didn't, the companies would collapse in on themselves!! New and exciting game and concepts are made through improving what exists! Improvement builds innovation and expands growth. HOW DOES AN ACTUAL PERSON NOT GET THAT???

Guzma takes a deep breath, rubs the back of his neck, and just quickly, and messily, scribbles his final words on the rock.]

wow

ur an idiot

but ok. u do u bro

[ungrieved]

[No, Guzma. He hasn’t played a video game before. He’s never gotten the chance.]

[He scratches out the word “idiot” and finishes with a smiley face drawn in violet marker. He’s not stupid. He’s not.]