[ LET'S PLAY A GAME ] ; i'm just such a happy mess

[ungrieved]

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[That's it. That, and...a number of blank lines for people to guess letters. If they're interested in playing, that is. He apparently hasn't seen fit to explain the game, but if you stay tuned, you might catch the general gist of it.]

[[ooc: guessable words are in the comments. Please feel free to threadjack/make new words at your leisure!]]

Comments

[ungrieved]

it is when its killing you

[HE'S GREAT!!!!!! what would make you think otherwise???]

[jinglejangle]

naw
the heavy part of a hanging is the body
considering it's the weight of it and gravity that kills folks

[two can play this edgelord game!!]

[ungrieved]

bodies are heavier when theyre alive

[jinglejangle]

depends on long its been decomposing

[ungrieved]

[Try sixteen years.]

that makes it lighter not heavier

[jinglejangle]

means for a little while it weighs the same
it's a slow process

[ungrieved]

i know
but people are heavier when theyre alive

[jinglejangle]

i guess, if you wanna be the super literal guy.
some folks'd probably say people weigh heavier when they're dead in that whole metaphorical deep fashion.

[ungrieved]

have you ever been dead

[That's a reasonable thing to ask someone you don't really know, right?]

[jinglejangle]

not yet.
why, you wanna take care of that for me?

[Because the totally reasonable answer to a reasonable question is to ask for death.]

[ungrieved]

[THIS IS A FINE AND NORMAL CONVERSATION FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE,,,,]

you will be one day
then youll see

[jinglejangle]

i'm lookin forward to it.
shame it hasn't happened already, woulda saved me a lot of trouble.

[and like, two favors. arms aren't cheap, you know!]

[ungrieved]

a real shame
but it wouldn’t have saved you anything

[jinglejangle]

naw.
woulda saved me a couple favors with the storyteller.
seems cheaper to die than get things replaced.

[ungrieved]

not worth it

[Death is worse. Far worse.]

[jinglejangle]

what, you some sort of professional life appraiser?
because i don't reckon my life is worth much in the grand schemes of all of this.

[ungrieved]

that IS the question
maybe i am

[Oh my god Gabe chill you're not even two years old]

[jinglejangle]

right.
so you're just talking out of your ass about this because you like moral high grounds.

[unlike you, gabe, mccree was not born yesterday.]

[ungrieved]

you dont know that
you dont know anything about what i am

[wow dont call him out like this]

[jinglejangle]

no, but i think i'm getting the picture.
though it's interesting you say what instead of who

[you're not as slick as you think you are and he'll call you out ALL DAY]

[ungrieved]

you havent seen me
i could be anything
:)