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lifenet2019-05-20 08:55 pm
lifeaftr_mods) wrote in lifenet2019-05-20 08:55 pm
Entry tags:
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- coco: héctor rivera,
- dear evan hansen: connor murphy,
- final fantasy ix: zidane tribal,
- final fantasy xv: ardyn izunia,
- final fantasy xv: ignis scientia,
- hyper light drifter: the drifter,
- marble hornets: tim wright,
- marvel: bucky barnes,
- mass effect: legion,
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- npc: the storyteller,
- original: erika fisher,
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- the adventure zone: kravitz,
- the good place: michael,
- undertale: asgore dreemurr,
- ✖ guilty gear: faust,
- ✖ kamen rider: sakuya tachibana,
- ✖ magnus archives: jonathan sims,
- ✖ overwatch: genji shimada,
- ✖ red dead redemption: arthur morgan,
- ✖ red vs. blue: agent texas,
- ✖ the adventure zone: lup,
- ✖ wings of fire: starflight
May Event: Lost in Translation
MAY EVENT: LOST IN TRANSLATION
I Have No Words
Feel free to use this post as an event catch-all for any misfires, island-wide broadcasts, or glitching Stone shenanigans you'd like your characters to get up to! Remember that the Stones of Farspeech do not currently have a texting feature...but that doesn't mean the screen they use to display Caller I.D. can't display text, on occasion. Bear in mind that this screen is small and therefore has limited display options.
If you have any questions, feel free to look over our OOC event post here, and ask any questions as needed!
( CODED BY BOOTYCALL )
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Oh, dang, alright. I guess, uh-- might wanna check those logs and see? And maybe clear 'em out if you got... y'know, anything else super sketchy in there.
[Another pause.]
Hang on, how do you have crap from three hundred years ago on a phone? Like-- what year is it where you're from? This some future crap?
[Just layers and layers of WEIRD SHIT.]
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[But he'll pull them up just to see if there's any evidence of tampering. They're already password-locked, so...not much more he can do to secure them.]
It's - well, we don't really have years. It's Jeremy Bearimy.
i'm sorry this was the only thing i could do
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I don't know how to explain this without a diagram.
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...Assuming the loop takes... equivalent to year.
[Looots of assuming involved here.]
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[That said, though, she can't think of a whole lot of positive reasons for extraplanar beings to be interacting with Earth, so there's a bit of an edge to her voice when she adds,] Why exactly would you be 'dipping in'?
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[And none of that was actually an explanation about why. Instead he pulls a little keyfob out of his pocket, attached to a little frog keychain.]
Got the key right here! [He grins and clicks it twice, to absolutely no effect.]
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[Nope, she's not dropping this.]
Thanks for confirming you got a useless Earth-key, though, maybe one day it'll turn out to be the key to get us outta here, too. [She can hope!!]
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[If he sounds like he's puffing up over that, he absolutely is. It made him feel like a hero.]
Yeah, it quit working when I got here. But I try it sometimes, when the weird things are happening. [you know, just in case?]
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I mean, y'might as well, right? Worst-case scenario, it just... keeps not working.
Unless it has some kinda reaction with the magic here or whatever and just, fucks something up catastrophically, but that doesn't seem super likely so far.
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[Not for any of the subsequent ones, technically, but you know what fuck the police]
I don't think it will. Either this place can't support its type of magic, or it's specifically keyed to open a portal to Earth from the afterlife. I tried it that one time when people were getting weird powers, still didn't work then.
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Sucks. Guess it figures it wouldn't sync up right, since-- hang on did you say afterlife? That's where you're from?
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[Did he not mention that before? He guesses he didn't - although it would've been relevant.]
I'm a demon. Thus all the...past torture.
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[Wait, fuck, that might not make sense huh.] I mean, we got demons where I'm from, is the thing, but I don't think the place they're from is like... the afterlife. It's just where they live.
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[Honestly, all of what she's saying sounds like it applies to him perfectly? Except for the dead humans ending up there.]
We're far older than humanity, but they did end up getting routed to us after we die. I wasn't involved in the original setup of the afterlife system at all, can't say how they settled on the current dichotomy...other than the general temperaments of everyone involved. [Seems natural that demons would want to torment, and angels...he's not sure they do anything, actually, but they don't actively torment.]
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That is fuckin' wild, though, like... I mean, I don't know if the Heaven and Hell where I'm from got any dead people in 'em? Still got people arguing on that one. So that part's more the... the religious ones that we're not sure are the same as the planes we know are there?
[Once again, she finds herself wishing her nerd-ass cousin were here. Grant could probably explain this better.]
...Quick question, what do you look like?
[He doesn't SOUND like his flesh is an ever-shifting unstable mix of matter and black magic.]
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[this is our reminder that Ted Danson is like 71 and still looks like that?]
In general, more of a multidimensional...thing.
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Why go for the old white guy look, though? You doin' something with that before ending up here?
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I guess it's good you're cool with it, if you've been stuck like that for hundreds of years. That'd sound like kind of a nightmare otherwise.
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