May Event: Lost in Translation

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MAY EVENT: LOST IN TRANSLATION

Who: Everyone!
What: Crash.
When: May 21st to May 30th
Where: Everywhere!
Warnings: Mark as needed!

I Have No Words
Feel free to use this post as an event catch-all for any misfires, island-wide broadcasts, or glitching Stone shenanigans you'd like your characters to get up to! Remember that the Stones of Farspeech do not currently have a texting feature...but that doesn't mean the screen they use to display Caller I.D. can't display text, on occasion. Bear in mind that this screen is small and therefore has limited display options.

If you have any questions, feel free to look over our OOC event post here, and ask any questions as needed!

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Comments

[bitch4bitch]

Just a couple minutes ago.

You good, dude? 'Cuz this is weirding me the hell out.

[postictal]

Yeah, you and me both. What was I singing? What...

[Fuck, and of course there's no playback future. What the hell.]

[bitch4bitch]

Nothing I knew. Some... pop-y thing, I guess?

Wasn't too bad, actually. Except for when it kinda sounded like you were making it bad on purpose.

[postictal]

Okay, well I don't sing, so that definitely wasn't me.

[Who here can impersonate voices? It's not fucking funny.]

[bitch4bitch]

Weeeeird.

Though I guess phantom ukelele covers aren't the worst fake bullshit we could be hearing. Not exactly reputation-ruining stuff.

[postictal]

Yeah, uh - is this happening to everyone?

[bitch4bitch]

It's kinda starting to seem like it? This had better not be another of those avatar people fucking with us.

[Not that she has a plan of action for if it is, but listen.]

[postictal]

For all we know, it is. Great. Time to go bury this fucking rock, I guess.

[He doesn't need anyone else phoning him telling him he's got a good voice for singing.]

[bitch4bitch]

Yeah, well - good luck, better hope nobody's got any emergencies for you.

[She can't be sure if he was serious, but, you know. Just in case.]

[postictal]

[Ugh.]

Thanks. Thanks for that.

[Guess he won't be doing that.]

[bitch4bitch]

Hey, sorry, man. I'm just tryin' to do the whole responsibility thing over here.

[And she guesses right now that means they all gotta Suffer. Fun!]

[postictal]

Yeah, and if you're the one who has to do it, that means we're all fucked.

[bitch4bitch]

Right? What is the world coming to, seriously.

[She lets out a breath that might turn into a crackle of static over the stone.] Anyway, I guess, uh-- if I get any more weird shit from you over the rock, should I let you know or d'you just not want to hear about it?

[postictal]

I guess, just...let me know if you hear it again. If I'm sending it to you, I'm probably sending it to everybody.

[Which is, again, just...so awesome. For him.]

[bitch4bitch]

For sure my guy. And, uh-- y'know, maybe it just went on the private line. [Maybe. Reassuring.]

I'll talk to you later, then. Hopefully not about busted fake messages.

[postictal]

[With his luck, he doubts it.]

Yeah. Sure.

[Don't mind him being a cranky motherfucker. That's just how the day is going.]

Bye.