May Event: Lost in Translation

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MAY EVENT: LOST IN TRANSLATION

Who: Everyone!
What: Crash.
When: May 21st to May 30th
Where: Everywhere!
Warnings: Mark as needed!

I Have No Words
Feel free to use this post as an event catch-all for any misfires, island-wide broadcasts, or glitching Stone shenanigans you'd like your characters to get up to! Remember that the Stones of Farspeech do not currently have a texting feature...but that doesn't mean the screen they use to display Caller I.D. can't display text, on occasion. Bear in mind that this screen is small and therefore has limited display options.

If you have any questions, feel free to look over our OOC event post here, and ask any questions as needed!

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Comments

[vagabone]

No, no, no, I'm not accusing you. [This he says in a hurry, the only part of what Zidane said that matters. Of course he's not, that's crazy.] Listen, it was a hundred years ago. Whatever the stones said, remember it was a hundred years ago.

[atailoftwoworlds]

H-Hey, calm down! I know you're not! Like I said, I know it's whatever the hell is going on with these stones now.

[vagabone]

What do you mean it's not going to heal?! How am I supposed to get around on a broken leg?!

[So much for a real conversation.]

[atailoftwoworlds]

Uhhhhhh what are you talking ab-

What the--you've got a tail, too, rat-face!

[Definitely a lot of productive conversation going on here.]

[vagabone]

Can I at least have my costume back?

Uhh... No.

Bah! Some amigo!

[atailoftwoworlds]

[And Zidane can be heard talking with the same girl and some old man.]

"So...basically it's a wedding...and a honeymoon, right?"

"Ah dinnae ken yir words, lad, but methinks ye understan'."

[And the girl speaks.]

"So we can go to the Sanctuary if we undergo that ceremony, right?"

"Oh, hey, Dagger! So yeah, that's the deal. Whaddya think? We can go if we get hitched. But there's no way we'd actually--"

"Let's do it."

"What!?"

[vagabone]

[He's cracking up, both at that and the ratface comment, but it doesn't matter much since everything is being altered. That came out of left field after all the upsetting chatter!]

Hey! Hey, look at me. You can do this. Grab their attention and don't let it go! Make 'me listen, chamaco!

[atailoftwoworlds]

[And for once, Zidane can actually be heard.]

I uh.....guess this is gonna continue until the Story teller or someone else sorts it out.

[And then it goes back to malfunctioning.]

"What's wrong...? Are you peeved at me because I called you little? Hey, you're a great mage with great powers, alright? To hell with looks. It's what inside that counts."

[vagabone]

Why the heck would you want to be a musician?

My great great grandpa was a musician...

...Who spent his life performing like a monkey for complete strangers. Blech, no, no thank you, no.

[What an odd take on music.]