[ BULLETIN BOARD - MARCH 7TH ] ; turn the page and start to write

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[Now that things have...settled down somewhat, the Drifter finally has the time and bodily autonomy to remember to put up this little announcement/call for help:]

LIBRARY
NEXT TO DENNY

HAS
2 SHELVES
1 DESK
4 CHAIRS
BLANK BOOKS
WRITING UTENSILS

NEEDS
LIBRARY SIGN
MORE BOOKS
MORE UTENSILS
MORE SHELVES
WAYS TO WATERPROOF BOOKS ?
WAYS TO CARE FOR BOOKS

WHAT BOOKS DO YOU NEED
PLEASE REQUEST
AND WILL DO THE BEST I CAN

c:

[That's a small smiley face drawn beneath - an attempt at being friendly, perhaps. Too bad they didn't actually sign the message. Maybe the stilted speech and all caps will make it obvious enough to anyone who knows them.]

[ ooc: you may write your requests below. be warned that if you're not very specific, the Drifter won't be specific in their request either, so if you want something specific be sure to be specific (or don't, to maximize Comedy Hijinks should the storyteller read the request wrong). there is a top-level to pool stories below but the Drifter has A Lot so don't feel like you have to chip in if you wanna save up for something else! ]

Comments

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[Sometime during the day, someone seems to have added little flexing arms to either side of the face.]

[lesbeau]

[Next time she's by, she adds abs. It's kind of weird because it doesn't have a full face or torso or whatever, but now there's abs there.]

super sick

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[Someone stop them.]

[lesbeau]

[never!!!]

YES!!!!!
they need a name
i vote something badass
like bullgorge
slayer of
everyone maybe did we make our creation too powerful

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[Now there's a subtitle written beneath.]

BULLGEORGE THE SLAYER
CHALLENGE AT OWN RISK

c:

[lesbeau]

FUCK
YES
DEFENDER OF THE ROCK!!!

THE ISLAND QUIVERS BEFORE THEM

i swear if someone erases this ill find you

[As if nature won't do it like, really soon, but...]