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lifenet2017-11-20 07:31 pm
stoleyoursweetroll) wrote in lifenet2017-11-20 07:31 pm
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[She's working around the people clamoring to FIRST and upvote and downvote and write ASCII cats on the board (which she is totally calling HER board, the Severs-the-Threads Memorial Message Board, part of the Severs-the-Threads Brand, for the record), but between admiring the results of her Hard Hard Work, Severs has been etching a mark directly into one of the posts holding the message board up:
This is, after all, a product of the Thieves' Guild, technically. Of course it gets a Shadowmark.]
You're lucky there's no money system around here, or I'd be charging three septims per message you write on this thing. So, hey. Don't waste the chalk. I paid for that out of the kindness of my cold, scaly heart, and I don't take well to my rare acts of charity being wasted. Don't vandalize the board, either. I'll know, and I'll vandalize you.
Drawing pictures is okay, though. I'm not assuming that everyone here knows how to read, if it's at all like Skyrim.
- Sev.
This is, after all, a product of the Thieves' Guild, technically. Of course it gets a Shadowmark.]
Hey, you're welcome, dryskins.
You're lucky there's no money system around here, or I'd be charging three septims per message you write on this thing. So, hey. Don't waste the chalk. I paid for that out of the kindness of my cold, scaly heart, and I don't take well to my rare acts of charity being wasted. Don't vandalize the board, either. I'll know, and I'll vandalize you.
Drawing pictures is okay, though. I'm not assuming that everyone here knows how to read, if it's at all like Skyrim.
- Sev.
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I mean no offense with the "dryskin" thing. I'm sure your mammalian hairiness is minimal and you take plenty of care to soak. My folk just struggle a bit for a catch-all term for the not-so-aquatic races.
(Sometimes we use milk-sucker, but you all get really weird when we talk about that whole bodily-fluid-drinking thing you do)