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it's a chicken! ([personal profile] thegoofball) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2019-01-02 09:26 pm

stones of farspeech

Hey there, islands. Happy new year and all that, if that even matters. I mean, the holidays don't seem to matter here but there's a calendar so...?

[There's a pause, and Lance clears his throat.]

Anyways, this isn't about that! Recently I put in a request with the good ol' Storyteller because I was reminded of something from back home and thought, with all the crazy things that happen here, something that's a little more chill and lowkey might be good?

It's this, uh, game? Called Monsters & Mana. It's a little hard to explain and it's super nerdy, but it's pretty fun! You roll dice and pretend to be a character and go on an adventure the Lore Master puts together for you.

I've got a lot of books for it and everything we'd need to play it, but I don't want to just keep it to myself? So if anyone wants to take a look at it or play it just hit me up!

See ya!

[If the emojis were Free, there would be a sparkle and a heart emoji. Unfortunately, they're not.]
hurricane_clown: (honk?)

[[Karako is not familiar with his talking rock]]

[personal profile] hurricane_clown 2019-01-03 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
....

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...HONK?
hurricane_clown: (....HONK)

[personal profile] hurricane_clown 2019-01-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[At this point, Karako has more or less figured out that this is apparently just a palmhusk, but... like, a rock. And without 99% of the features--not that he has a Chittr or anything. Bronya wouldn't let him. He doesn't even have a palmhusk of his own.

But now the person on the other end is honking back, and he can't talk, so he can't communicate with them at all except with further honking, which he is absolutely aware other people don't generally understand without the aid of chucklevoodoos. And he can't send chucklevoodoos through a palmhusk rock.

So.

He honks back. Again.
]

... honk!!

[This is... maybe... a little stupid.]
hurricane_clown: (....HONK)

[personal profile] hurricane_clown 2019-01-03 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Whether he wants to or not, it's all he can say. How's that, motherfucker?]

Honk!!

[At this point he's equal parts frustrated and embarrassed.

He can't just stop responding. But he can't give this guy the answers he wants, either. There is no graceful way to end this.
]
hurricane_clown: (....HONK)

[personal profile] hurricane_clown 2019-01-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[.... oh. The talking rock got it.

Karako breaths a sigh of mixed frustration and relief.

He can stop honking now.
]

.... honk!

[Yeah, that's all he has to say. Bye, talking rock.]