Bulletin Rock

[demonpuppy]

[Congratulations, Enso, Chip has commandeered two faces of the bulletin rock today! For what incredibly important purpose, you ask?]

DONATION FOR TEXTING ON STONES
NEED THIRTY
LEAVE NAME AND AMOUNT YOU'RE GIVING
THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

DONATION FOR MEMES ON STONES
NEED THIRTY
LEAVE NAME AND AMOUNT YOU'RE GIVING
THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY

Comments

[promiselisting]

[ Well. Well. This seems like a worthy cause. There's a note pinned to the meme side. ]

I just got here like a week ago but

I'll do whatever I've gotta to make memes happen.

[ And then on the notice for text ]

And texting.

[ God please give her a voiceless option of communicating that doesn't involve writing please. ]

[demonpuppy]

Please tell lots of stories when the Storyteller takes us to their dream they need stories to make stuff for us.

[promiselisting]

[ This time the note is only on the meme side, she doesn't have the energy or desire to keep making two notes. ]

Oh right I think they mentioned that? During the whole dream orientation thing.

[demonpuppy]

Yeah it usually happens at the middle of the month.

[vagabone]

[Texting sounds vaguely familiar and is sort of self-explanatory. And hell, if it's something a kid wants, he's there for them!!]

Héctor. 5 stories.

[And on the other side in the same handwriting...]

What are memes?

[demonpuppy]

Thank you.

[And on the other side:]

It's jokes and pictures.

[vagabone]

You can't tell jokes like it is?

[Out loud or in written form...]

[demonpuppy]

They're special jokes.

[vagabone]

What's special about them?

[Seriously! How could someone invent a new kind of joke, it's impossible. Isn't it?]

[demonpuppy]

[All he gets in response is a shitty doodle of 'I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER'. Like, seriously, they're never gonna be an artist.]

[littlemhigan]

[ At some point, a small a TERRIBLY written message appears in the corner. ]


what is a meme?????

[postictal]

[Hey, Castor is gonna get an answer! It's unsigned. In fact, you wouldn't be blamed for thinking that it's not much of an answer at all.]

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[He knows this purely thanks to some unfortunate exchanges about a year ago.]

[demonpuppy]

[At least someone here is cultured.]

[Right below Tim's excellent rendition is a...debatably accurate still image of a particularly cool kid.]

this is nostalgic

[promiselisting]

[ the next time Futaba passes by the rock there is the sound of very loud undignified laughter. ]

hope you don't mind, this is too cute to pass up

[demonpuppy]

[And following that laughter, a startled yelp from the other side of the rock!]

[After a moment, Chip peeks around to see who it is, and...just kind of. Stares. On top of the rock, their phoenix chips and hops over curiously.]

these two are a gift

[promiselisting]

[ the startled yelp causes... Futaba's own laughter to turn into a yelp of her own. And flinch away, especially when she realizes there's a face staring at her. So she. Stares back. Somewhere between confused and petrified. Words lodged in her throat.

A+ job you two. ]

WHEEZES SORRY

[demonpuppy]

[After the obligate comedic pause, Chip slowly raises a hand and waves, still staring owlishly at Futaba.]

...hi.

[littlemhigan]

[ A little while later, in the same terrible handwriting as the initial question is a simple: ]


?

[postictal]

[A full day later, Castor gets this thrilling reply:]

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[galrarm]

Brace yourselves.
The memes are coming.

[demonpuppy]

mo money mo memes

[PONY UP BUCKO]

[galrarm]

Unfortunately, I don't have any stories at the moment, but when I gather some, I'll be sure to send them your way.

[demonpuppy]

understandable have day

[hyperlit]

15
text

[The Drifter will, in fact, contribute fifteen stories a text function for the stones. They have a lot of stories saved up, and dislike the robotic monotone that their stone translates in lieu of an actual voice, so.]

[Their script is careful and blocky, almost geometric, but other than the distinctive nature of their writing, there's no indication as to who wrote it.]

[demonpuppy]

[Oh...wow.]

Thank you! That's a lot though are you sure?

[hyperlit]

do not need them

[They've donated to Lupnet before, after all. The most they've ever asked for themself is a bag of candy and a soccer ball.]

[demonpuppy]

Okay thank you!

[Drifter, you are a truly blessed bean.]

drive by

[crosslaced]

[he'll make no comment on the rock, but later Laurent is gonna like. Yell at the closed temple doors or something about iStones.

Here's 2 stories for your kickstarter!✩]

[onegreeneye]

why do you want memes so much?

[Literally the only understanding he has of those is what he read of their replies to other people, so.]

anyway, my name's ginko, i can give four stories.

[demonpuppy]

Because they're really funny but it wasn't my idea but I still want them a lot!

Thank you for your help!

[onegreeneye]

funnier than regular jokes? [He doesn't get it???] whose idea was it?

[demonpuppy]

YES

Connor

[onegreeneye]

why are they funnier

[demonpuppy]

Because reasons.

[onegreeneye]

what are the reasons?

i'm sorry i really feel like i'm missing something here

[bitch4bitch]

[oh no kiddo]

It's Erika, I can give two more. You're gonna get those memes, I believe in you!

[demonpuppy]

[THEY'RE SUFFERING]

Thank you!!