Miss Muffet (
prettypurpleparlor) wrote in
lifenet2018-04-25 04:22 pm
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[The handwriting on the rock is Muffet's usual delicately intricate purple script, for once posing a question of her own instead of replying to someone else:]
When you first arrived here, what do you wish people had told you? What were the questions that would have been the most helpful to have answered?
Alternately, for those only recently arrived, what questions would you most like to ask those of us who have been here longer?
When you first arrived here, what do you wish people had told you? What were the questions that would have been the most helpful to have answered?
Alternately, for those only recently arrived, what questions would you most like to ask those of us who have been here longer?

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Ah, it seems I may owe you an apology, then- unless she had another bag of rice, she gave that one to me because I was doing a fair bit of the cooking around our camp at the time. I'm afraid there isn't much left of it by now.
[Muffet is pretty good at making stuff last, but that was a good six months ago and she's feeding anyone in need of it when they ask for help, there's only so long you can stretch one bag of rice. Even with magic.]
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RIP cellphone, you had a chance and it was taken away for the sake of dinner. ]
Ohhh, you're the culprit.
[ Ah well. ]
From what I gather, if water hadn't done my phone in the battery would be long dead by now, so it's a bit of a non-issue really.
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[You'd think it would be difficult to convey playful melodrama through text, but somehow Muffet manages.]
Still, might I offer to make it up to you? There isn't enough rice left for drying out your phone, but I believe I have just enough to make you a decent meal. It seems only fair that you should get to have some.
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I'm not going to say no to free food. [ Especially not here, where food isn't found as easily as walking into a shop and buying it. ]
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[In theory she could just leave the food in front of the rock so he sees it next time he comes by, but in practice that seems likely to get it eaten long before he has the chance to try it.]
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Why arrange a separate meeting place when they could just meet at the rock? ]
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Hello, dearie. My name is Muffet, I don't believe we've met... at least, not in person.
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[ Ah, his elaborate plan of just sitting where he was until someone showed up worked. Wonderful. He waves a little, hiding a grin behind his other hand. ]
I don't believe we've met face to face before either. The pleasure's all mine.
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[She's having fun, really- it's nice to be a little silly sometimes, with how serious everything on this island can get.]