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[proficienciesouttheass]

HEY ALL!

IF YOU SEE A DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

HIS NAME IS JOHANN

HE'S TRAINED AND WON'T HURT ANYONE

FEEL FREE TO PET HIM. BUT DON'T FEED HIM TABLE SCRAPS PLEASE.

HE LIKES TO PLAY FETCH AND TO HAVE HIS EARS SCRATCHED.

REMEMBER TO TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY.

LOVE, MAGNUS AND JOHANN

PS: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?

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[rubberpirate]

OK!

I'll wait here from now on.

[proficienciesouttheass]

[ You ordered a large, super fuzzy dog with a red bandanna? Well, wait no further! Magnus shows up on the path just on time, Johann panting and trotting merrily next to him.

This is a very large gangly dog. But he is also Best Boy.]

Yo!

[rubberpirate]

[Luffy watched the dog walking and immediately trotted up to his side.]

JOHANN!!!!!!

[He hugged the giant pup, his arms stretching around Johann's body so he could hug more of it.]

Hi!

[He laughed, looking at Magnus.]

I love him!

[proficienciesouttheass]

Whoa, wait--

[ But Magnus doesn't have time to say much before Luffy is absolutely smothering this rather startled dog with a whole lot of affection. The poor canine, not knowing what's going on, starts growling and whining, attempting to escape the boy's grasp.]

Hey hey hey, okay, huh, slow down!

[rubberpirate]

Huh?

[Luffy unwraps his arms as fast as he can, and steps back, pouting.]

Did I scare him?