It's not a weed, it's - [Quickly cycles through every single word he knows for weed and just settles on:] Do you know what marijuana is? It's a kind of drug that . . . it helps with pain and shit, but if you eat too much of it, you'll start seeing things, so it can't be kept near the vegetables. Yes? Does that make sense?

[He is not . . . 100% sure how much of what he's saying the dog understands. It's obviously listening, but does it?? Fully understand?? Or does it just know certain words??? And then, because he sincerely does not trust Ichimatsu to not do this:]

By the way, stupid: do not eat the weed. It'll make you sick and you'll get like 0% of the benefits.