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lifenet2020-03-01 10:23 pm
[Voice / Potential Action]
[The sound of rushing waves is not something Guzma expected to hear as he slowly came into consciousness. For a moment, even through the haze of his still waking mind, he almost expects to have come home, back to Alola, but the blazing sun above, the hot sand at his back, and the cool lick of clear seawater at his feet tells him otherwise. It's too quiet to be anywhere in Alola... Tourist line the beaches even in the early hours - exercising, walking, enjoying the stunning views of the rising sun...
This is different.
Yet...familiar.
Rolling over to his side, Guzma picks himself up, and isn't at all surprised to find a backpack with his name etched into it. Haha...well now. Guess this place still had some need of him. He searches not the backpack, but first his pockets, and spits a curse all over again. Two...just two. Of course he wouldn't be lucky enough to keep the third, like in Havenwell. Not here. Nothing here ever comes easy. He'll see who was kept and who was left behind in due time, but he knows the weight of Golisopod's pokeball, it's always with him. His partner through thick and thin....inseparable through everything the multiverse throws at them. Hah.
He dusts the sand out of his hair and clothes, sighing as he shoulders the bag and picks out the familiar stone, giving it a tap with his finger before he clicks his tongue. What time is it? Who the hell knows? Guzma doesn't give a damn - he's been woken up by this thing time and time again, so it's high time he repaid the favor.]
Yo, yo, yo - it's ya boy. Guess me n' them islands not done our song and dance, yeah? Roll call, public of Enso - chime in what who's still living the ding dang dream.
[And as he walks, beelining for the mana pool to head to his old islet home (and evict anyone who may have taken up residence), he's keeping an eye out for...certain people.]
This is different.
Yet...familiar.
Rolling over to his side, Guzma picks himself up, and isn't at all surprised to find a backpack with his name etched into it. Haha...well now. Guess this place still had some need of him. He searches not the backpack, but first his pockets, and spits a curse all over again. Two...just two. Of course he wouldn't be lucky enough to keep the third, like in Havenwell. Not here. Nothing here ever comes easy. He'll see who was kept and who was left behind in due time, but he knows the weight of Golisopod's pokeball, it's always with him. His partner through thick and thin....inseparable through everything the multiverse throws at them. Hah.
He dusts the sand out of his hair and clothes, sighing as he shoulders the bag and picks out the familiar stone, giving it a tap with his finger before he clicks his tongue. What time is it? Who the hell knows? Guzma doesn't give a damn - he's been woken up by this thing time and time again, so it's high time he repaid the favor.]
Yo, yo, yo - it's ya boy. Guess me n' them islands not done our song and dance, yeah? Roll call, public of Enso - chime in what who's still living the ding dang dream.
[And as he walks, beelining for the mana pool to head to his old islet home (and evict anyone who may have taken up residence), he's keeping an eye out for...certain people.]

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[Well, they might as well answer that. It's an easier question to handle than the emotional discharge they just opened up on this conversation. And it's the least they can do.]
yes
last thing you remember?
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I think...dragons? There was that island that pitted up against one another. [He growls softly, grip tight on his stone as he remembers it. Fuck that island. It was definitely top shelf of the worst ones he’s experienced, and that’s saying something.] Then there was that water dragon thing? Is that still around? Boy...been through so much, I don’t even know anymore what’s from this world and what’s from that other place and what’s from home.
This janked up world-hopping is spinning my head ‘round, yo.
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still here
they are a god
[Just to...you know, lay the groundwork there.]
have started bringing other islands back
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Islands coming back is new though... Why're they being so chummy all'a sudden? How's ol' Cottontail doing 'bout that?
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have not spoken to them
[The Drifter...doesn't tend to bother them very often. In their experience, if gods have something that they genuinely and vitally need you to know, they come to you.]
water and storyteller are opposed
do not know how much
or why
WTF DREAMWIDTH ATE THIS??
Kinda weird, though, isn't it? This Water thing showing up all'a sudden, bringing islands back for whatever reason. Why now? What's it want outta all this? Tch...I never bothered with this sorta crap b'fore, and I don't know if I wanna start now. Too much work, and I got 'nuff of that to worry 'bout now that I'm back here...
[He sighs again, scratching at his chin with his free hand.] Hope some'a my cooking gear's still 'round...
GOD DW RUDE
[But the Drifter hasn't asked very many questions of any of the gods. That's not really their style.]
can check house
some may have kept it
[The Drifter ought to have considered it...they hadn't before. They should have. It's just that they didn't know when he vanished.]
SERIOUSLY it's been doing that a lot lately. >:\
Hey, don't sweat it. If it's gone, it's gone. I can ask the rabbit for more stuff if'n I need it, yeah? N' I ain't so noble as to not eat my hands, yo.
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if needed
[It's not like the Drifter's using them for much. They seldom have. Most of their stories have been to the contribution of bettering everyone else's standards of living. The library, for one. They haven't needed much beyond those group efforts.]
[So helping him get his stuff back with some of their stories is a worthy endeavor.]
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Fine...doubt I could stop you if y'all made up your mind. I'll let y'know what I need and what I could probably get'a hold of myself, yeah? But don't think you're giving me this stuff for free, homie, I got your back. An eye for an eye, yeah? You ever need a favor, I got you.
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[As if his loyalty was ever in doubt. It never was, and never has been. The islands may have separated them, but that does not mean they are not still capable of reaching out to one another. Particularly now.]
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Always.
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current location?
[In case, you know, you wanted to catch up in person.]
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Back at my old place. Just arrived. Tch, s'worse than my old joint in Po Town... Uh, hate to be that guy, man, but if'n y'got nothing better to do, I could sure use a hand cleaning the place up.
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[He doesn't know that they're on the islets, more or less living there, does he? Or maybe he does, and isn't mentioning it. Either way, it's a small price to pay to see him again. They can more than handle a bit of mess.]
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[For real, this is..well, as close to "home" as he can get in this world. Guzma sighs, turning the stone off as he begins to tidy up. Thankfully, not everything was taken, but...what wasn't was damaged significantly. He's going to have to request new kitchenware, a new storage device...the cooler had some, uh... gifts left behind by the slypers, as well as each handle bitten off. Not to mention an enormous crack running from the bottom of it up one side. The fuck were they doing with it?! Jeez...
At least his hammock was untouched, mostly. There was fur all over the blankets and pillows, as well as stuffing and the rancid smell of...ick all over them, but he can at least scrub it raw and toss the pillow and blankets.
His door is wide open, and Guzma is tossing broken pieces of debris out the front door, also sweeping with a large palm frond. A trick he learned from the older folks in Alola, when he was super duper little. It's not the best broom, but it works in a pinch. Keeps his hands clean of most of the dried dung the slypers left in their wake. Must've been using this place as a den for a while before moving on... Little fuckers.]
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[...not so much these days, actually. The month they spent in a period of forced stillness has more or less required that they grow more accustomed to tranquility whenever it is foisted upon them. But on this occasion, they haven't seen Guzma in a while. It's because they haven't seen him that they do rush a bit - and they're there in about ten minutes, give or take.]
[It's nice to see him in person. Real.]
[Their companion sprite chirps once they stand in the open door to signal their presence, so as not to take him unawares.]
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Perhaps in some instances, maybe, but boy howdy...there's a growing pile of trash outside Guzma's house, and if not for those shit-eating (literally) bugs that he knows exist in this world, it'd probably smell a whole lot worse on the inside than it does. When he said the Slypers made a den here, he...wasn't kidding. Thankfully, Golisopod was able to drown the place with a much more, erm....tame version of a Waterfall attack, but...woof. Some serious scrubbing is going to have to happen at one point soon.
That is, after Guzma shouts from inside, before the poor sprite has a chance to beep at him.]
--CKERS TOOK MY BOOMBOX! I'MA STUFF AND MOUNT THE NEXT ONE I SEE!!
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[They peer inside, at the disarray, and then at Guzma.]
[Hey, bud.]
you ok?
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The door of his room is wide open, and perhaps the "cleanest" of the bunch so far. It's where he started first, considering he, uh...would like to sleep in there, perhaps. If he can stomach it. Maybe the Storyteller can gift him with a bucket, mop, and 4 gallons of rubbing alcohol...and a six-pack Lysol wipes. That'd be grand. Anyway, Guzma wipes his brow and, uh....w-well. He hesitates now, just about to clap his buddy on the shoulder. May not want to do that right now.]
Oh...hey. [...Hope you haven't been there long.]
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a mess
[The Drifter notes it with the same clinical, matter-of-fact air that they use for everything. No judgment. He clearly wasn't responsible for this.]
may take time to make livable
[They're here to help, but then...it might take more than a day's work or so. The wildlife has had its way with the place, it seems. If they'd known this would happen, they would have stepped in to take care of the place in his absence. Anything.]
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[Fair though, it is a...complete mess. Guzma is normally used to messes - the Team Skull hideout wasn't exactly the cleanest of places, broken glass and debris, spray paint smattering the walls and floor, boxes and random furniture strewn every which way and in places they don't belong...but this? This is on a level far above just a gang of misfits coming in and wrecking the place.]
The whole place doesn't have to be perfect - just my room so I can, y'know... sleep tonight, but the rest I can just scrub a bit and really, uh...deep clean some other time. [He mumbles something a bit, about making an SOS on the network for maybe people with magic. They can do stuff like that, right? Clean with magic? He's pretty sure there was movie about like...a Raticate wearing a pointy hat and making some brooms come to life or something.]
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[The tacit offer is out before they can take the time to contemplate the wisdom of it. Living in one static location had been a frustrating adjustment, and even if now they've grown relatively accustomed to it, that doesn't mean they're familiar with spending the days and nights with company. Even temporarily.]
[But if it comes down to it, they'd rather Guzma spend the place somewhere clean and dry than a place like this one, if it can't all be cleared out in time.]
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Are...are you inviting me to crash over? [People don't usually do that for him? Not often, anyway, all things considered, and he needs a moment to really weigh that. It'd be....well, it'd be a lot easier on him. He could sleep comfortably, rise early, then take a full stab at getting together anything and everything he needs to deep clean, and the pros heavily outweigh the cons here. But, uh--]
Do you even have a place to stay? [No offense meant, Guzma just always thought the Drifter like...traveled. It's in their name, after all.]
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[But they nod.]
been watching a friend's place
[Something they're more comfortable saying now. A friend.]
did not know to watch yours too
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