[He's not even that bad, he's just real down on himself about not being able to replicate the butterscotch-cinnamon pie exactly]

Well, that is not quite true. We can eat human food! We simply do not absorb it all immediately, as we would with monster food, so I imagine many monsters would prefer not to.

[He's trying to say that it makes them shit and that's weird when you've never done it before]