cabbages you know how some people who are elves and also named taako or lup do not leave you alone and sometimes set things on fire because they believe thats a valid response to disagreeing with someone
[There's a pause between that message and the next ones. It's less because he's trying for dramatic effect and more because he's dealing with things being On Fire.]
imagine that but in the shape of a dragon
the dragon followed me home and will not leave so you can TRY to take it away from me but it will probably set you on fire and then try to sit in my lap again
[The dragon is the size of a small pony. It extremely does not fit in Connor's lap.]
believe me i extremely would not be in this situation if i could help it
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[There's a pause between that message and the next ones. It's less because he's trying for dramatic effect and more because he's dealing with things being On Fire.]
imagine that but in the shape of a dragon
the dragon followed me home and will not leave so you can TRY to take it away from me but it will probably set you on fire and then try to sit in my lap again
[The dragon is the size of a small pony. It extremely does not fit in Connor's lap.]
believe me i extremely would not be in this situation if i could help it