voice, 09/03

[klown]

Ayyye!

(Enjoy the horrible croaking of a 12 year old using a voice that kind of barely sounds like someone impersonating a hokey mobster.)

Wassa guy gotta do to get a smoke 'round here?

cw: talk of underage smoking. probably loooots of swearing.

Comments

[suspecteverything]

Light a really big fire. You'll get more than enough smoke that way.

[And yes, he knows what Richie is really trying to get at, but he's being an ass on purpose.]

[klown]

Hey, yeah, what a great idea. Lighting a big ass fire on an isolated island. Damn. Why the hell didn't I think of it sooner?

(Drawling sarcasm. He can be an ass right back, good sir.)

Shit. You must be the goddamn president here comin' up with ideas that slick, boss.

[suspecteverything]

Seriously? An isolated island is the best place to light a big ass fire. It's the only place where it won't draw your enemies to you because they aren't freaking around. Nobody is going to be able to see it.

[This coming from a guy who has spent quite a few of the last years of his life on the run from pretty much everyone across multiple planets. He knows where it is and isn't safe to make fires.]

You have no idea.

[Jules' home planet is a monarchy not a democracy. He also happened to be the crown prince of that monarchy for most of his life, not that he shares that information with anyone.]