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[scientificist]

I need a shirt. If this is some sort of transformation prank, I need a wholly new one. If my body is elsewhere, give me my jacket. Do not strip. I am currently a young woman with blue hair wearing what appears to be lingerie. My body is male and wearing a suit and is most identifiable via wings and glass horns.

Is this a common occurrence? I want it reversed.


[ooc: nerd boy ends up as anime girl and is currently hiding out grumpily in her Ensō cottage on Islet 3.]

Comments

from Ed's stone

[vagabone]

Wait wait, you're not Ed? That's weird

We really are all scrambled up. You know, not just swapped.

[reflash]

That is unfortunate. Hopefully this reverts quickly.

[vagabone]

Same. I want my normal self back. And it's probably not as simple as shaking hands or something. That, and you'd only be stuck in Ed's body instead.

[reflash]

How do things like this usually get resolved here?

[vagabone]

Wait for it to pass.

I know this is a really weird way to meet someone, but can I come find you? since you're me and all. I'm Héctor, by the way.

[reflash]

Of course. I'm heading towards the temple.

[vagabone]

Going as fast as I can

[His balance is getting better, but he's still a topheavy guy walking on hooves. When he finally makes it, it takes him about two seconds to recognize himself and wave.]

Hey! Youuu... are me, alright.

[reflash]

[Yukio is Héctor. Probably. He's an animated skeleton, at least, but it's amazing how much difference posture and demeanor makes. He's apologetic, with an polite but forced sort of laugh.]

I'm sorry about this. I'll do my best to be careful with your body.

[vagabone]

[It's rare that Héctor is so somber. When even the silly guy is serious, it must be a real bad time.]

Not your fault. [Here comes one of those things he doesn't want to have to admit--] You're... probably not feeling so hot. Wish I could say there was a way to fix that besides taking it easy and sleeping a lot.

[reflash]

That's all right. I'll be sure to try and take it easy. [Yukio has never taken anything easy in his life.]

[vagabone]

[That's a mood, because he doesn't either.]

You're taking it pretty well. [Not that that's a bad thing!] Any questions?