iStones, april 6

[catpiper]

[You know those pressing, intense questions that keep you up in the middle of the night? Well, this is one such moment and anyone unfortunate enough to be awake, or awakened, during these early morning hours will be hit with an extremely important q from a confused girl.]

What's a joke?

[And, a few seconds later-]

How do you 'prank' someone? Is that a treasure? 

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[postictal]

It's like...a word with multiple meanings. Like, uh -

[He's having trouble thinking of concepts that she would realistically know that he won't have to explain overmuch and therefore lose the entire thread of the joke.]

What did the camera say when it had to go change?

[catpiper]

[Ren has no freaking idea!!! But she's gonna guess anyway because they're in this now.]

It said 'Prestidigitate me a pretty outfit.'

[Deffo what it said.]

[postictal]

It said "be back in a flash." 'Cause a camera flashes when it goes off. And when you're back in a flash, you're gonna be back real quick.

[Explaining the joke seems like an unfortunate necessity. And, yes, he is purposefully omitting the additional meaning of the word "flash."]

"Prestidigitate," huh? That's a pretty big word.

[catpiper]

[It's clicking, in a sense, and the soft hmmm is quickly followed by a series of claps. Good job, Tim. She gets it kind of. She's seen cameras before and they do flash-dope. What other things flash??]

It's a very big word. Uncle Taako knows a lot of them.

[But she's got bigger fish to fry right now. Prepare yourself, Tim.]

What did the firework say when it had to change?

[postictal]

[This is going to go great or it's going to go terribly. Tim waits an appropriately dramatic amount of time before answering.]

You got me. What'd it say?

[catpiper]

I'll be back in a boom.

[THAT's what all the hip young kids are saying nowadays right. GOSH. Boom it up. ]

[postictal]

...yeah, that's not really something people...say.

[She tried though. He can give her credit for that.]

Wordplay's hard. You kinda gotta learn how other people say stuff and...you know, double meanings and stuff.

[catpiper]

[What DO people even say?? Why can't she tell jokes with her heart?? What are words that are said to her?? She's suddenly drawing a horrible blank-wordplay is hard.]

I'll learn a lot of double meanings and then I'll tell all those jokes to you until you laugh.

[And until The Traveler is summoned from the freaking abyss.]

[postictal]

Better not try to make me laugh, kiddo. Better to tell jokes to people like Taako, or Lup.

[He doesn't laugh even when he is happy, which is a vague and difficult to define thing - a nebulous thing that's better off not really being anyone's actual goal.]

[catpiper]

[She's going to tell jokes to everyone, Tim. That's the problem. That's the terrible cursed problem at hand and his comment doesn't stick-she simply hears Taako and Lup and that's just more names to add under Tim to her list.]

Do you know any 'pranks?'

[postictal]

A few.

[Mostly by osmosis - though back when he knew Sans, he was aware of more pranks by...association.]

They usually can escalate pretty quickly. But sometimes they're harmless. You know what a whoopee cushion is?

[catpiper]

[It kind of sounds familiar, but it's been far too long and she doesn't recall anything outside of the words themself.]

What is that thing? Is it soft?

[postictal]

Kind of. It's an inflatable little...thing. When you squeeze it, it makes a noise. Like, uh -

[With no other way to demonstrate, he hesitates - before blowing a raspberry over the Stones.]

[catpiper]

[Oh, that noise.

She blows a raspberry right back at him, not even making an attempt to be quiet as she does so, and helpfully points out-]

Our mouths are already whoopie cushions. We can prank like this.

[postictal]

The idea is that it's supposed to surprise them. I knew a guy who liked to keep one in his hand, see. So when you reached out to shake hands with him, you'd just hear...that.

[His tone is neutral. He's careful about that. He doesn't mention Sans by name - why should he? The guy ditched all of them when he disappeared, whether that was his intention or not. It wouldn't shock him if it was.]

[catpiper]

Okay, the next time I hold someone's hand, I'll make that noise.

[Because that's the grand takeaway. Hold hands, make fart noises-amazing. It has the added bonus of being the heffalump call, which is why it probably surprises people.]

And I'll make other noises too.

[postictal]

It's not about the noise. It's about the...it's having a whoopee cushion, when someone doesn't expect it.

[It can be about the noise sometimes, but you've gotta teach someone about the rules before you can teach them to break them. That's just how it GOES.]

[catpiper]

[This is it. She's going to have to request a whoopie cushion from the Storyteller. It would fall in line with the other garbage she's asked for over the months, but still. A point has been reached.]

Then I'll find one of those treasures.

[postictal]

[Hey, he doesn't live with Ren, so he doesn't have to worry about the long-term repercussions of this.]

Good luck. I'm not sure if you're likely to find any lying around, but hey. MIght as well try, right?

[catpiper]

That's right, that's right! I'm going to look everywhere for that special treasure.

[It's all fun and games until she leaves the camp!!]

I'll find it. Even if it takes a very long time, I'll get it.

[postictal]

[Or just...ask the Storyteller for one. That too.]

Just make sure you don't go wandering off on your own, right? [Adult supervision is still a thing with her, right?]

[catpiper]

[Look, supervision is questionable??? Kravitz hangs with her some days and tags along when she wants to go to new islands, but she tends to wander and she's been doing fine, thanks!!!]

I'm not by myself anymore. I have a good luck charm and a treasure rock.

[postictal]

The rock that you can use to call people for help?

[He can no longer tell if that's a treasure rock or not, but he hopes to god it counts.]

[catpiper]

Yes, I always have that treasure with me.

[So no worries, she's always good to go.]

[postictal]

Good. You keep that on you all the time.

[She's probably heard that a million times, but he's still going to repeat it because god forbid something happen to Ren at this point.]