iStones, april 6

[catpiper]

[You know those pressing, intense questions that keep you up in the middle of the night? Well, this is one such moment and anyone unfortunate enough to be awake, or awakened, during these early morning hours will be hit with an extremely important q from a confused girl.]

What's a joke?

[And, a few seconds later-]

How do you 'prank' someone? Is that a treasure? 

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[vagabone]

[He can't think up a way to explain 'funny' and keep the jokes coming at the same time, no, it's not happening. Maybe in the morning.]

What do you say if someone asks if you got your hair cut? 'No, I got them all cut!'

[catpiper]

[And as the jokes keep flowing, so do her own powerful questions.]

Do skeletons get haircuts?

[vagabone]

[He's easily distracted at the best of times.]

No, our hair doesn't grow like yours does. You just go get a new wig made if you want something different.

[catpiper]

[The hell is a wig? Is that, like, hair? What his hair is? Whate even is happening. ]

Wig?

[vagabone]

Fake hair. That people make. Because we like to look more like we did when we were alive. Or sometimes just go wild with fancy hairdos and colors.

[Blue hair! Or green! Totally valid choices according to some modern dead folks. And there's so much quality education happening here.]

I'll show you tomorrow, how's that?

[catpiper]

Okay, I'll come find you tomorrow when the sun's high in the sky.