Epsilon (
conscientiousobject) wrote in
lifenet2019-04-04 12:55 am
Entry tags:
- coco: héctor rivera,
- mass effect: legion,
- red vs. blue: agent washington,
- red vs. blue: leonard church (alpha),
- the adventure zone: kravitz,
- the good place: michael,
- ✖ critical role: jester lavorre,
- ✖ fullmetal alchemist: edward elric,
- ✖ pluto: epsilon,
- ✖ red vs. blue: agent texas,
- ✖ rwby: penny polendina
Stones of farspeech; within a day of the intro log
This is very sudden, and perhaps badly timed, for which I apologise.
[He really hopes he's not wasting the time of people trapped in rockslides or something, but--well, he would also hope someone trapped in a rock slide would be focusing on that and not. This.]
But I've just... returned to this place after a long absence and I've been informed there are other robots here now?
Is this true?
My name is Epsilon, and I am--was? Am. A robot myself.
So if anyone who can hear me has any kind of AI, or a similar form of existence... at your convenience, I'd like to speak with you! It's been a long time since I've known any others.
.... also, if you do need help, Ginko and I are able to move a great deal of earth between us, so please say something.
[He really hopes he's not wasting the time of people trapped in rockslides or something, but--well, he would also hope someone trapped in a rock slide would be focusing on that and not. This.]
But I've just... returned to this place after a long absence and I've been informed there are other robots here now?
Is this true?
My name is Epsilon, and I am--was? Am. A robot myself.
So if anyone who can hear me has any kind of AI, or a similar form of existence... at your convenience, I'd like to speak with you! It's been a long time since I've known any others.
.... also, if you do need help, Ginko and I are able to move a great deal of earth between us, so please say something.

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[She tries very, very hard to think of... literally any other type of robot. Unfortunately, she's not from season one, so she's not very experienced with automatons of any type.
She's met one. It was not very eloquent.]
...uh, another type of robot that's really calm and nice and not covered in knives? You seem like a robot that wouldn't be covered in knives. But if you are, that's fine, I don't judge you know.
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[He is openly appalled by this, and he almost opens his mouth to say that robots are not meant to kill humans, but--
Well, there are now two robots who have killed humans, and he... killed Edward Elric.
So he does not say that.]
I don't own any knives, actually. I'm a pacifist.
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[If she notices she seriously offended him, she makes absolutely no indication.]
You're way more talkative than the other one I met. That one was all like...
[She makes some whirring noises.]
Wow, I do NOT have an icon for this, good job!
Are killer robots the norm where you're from?
[This seems like an important thing to establish before he says anything else.]
LMAO IM!!! SO SORRY!!!!
[This is a great conversation to have with an actual robot person.]
But it's okay now! We stopped it.
NO DON'T BE
Epsilon is horrified, thank you.]
I'm.... so sorry you had to go through that.
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[Yeah, she's really. Not at all bothered about it.
Mostly because way worse things have happened since then, so like, almost getting killed by a very sharp robot is old news.]
But since you're not interested in killing everyone, that doesn't matter, right? That was just one guy.