conscientiousobject: (And floated mountains of ice)
Epsilon ([personal profile] conscientiousobject) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2019-04-04 12:55 am

Stones of farspeech; within a day of the intro log

This is very sudden, and perhaps badly timed, for which I apologise.

[He really hopes he's not wasting the time of people trapped in rockslides or something, but--well, he would also hope someone trapped in a rock slide would be focusing on that and not. This.]

But I've just... returned to this place after a long absence and I've been informed there are other robots here now?

Is this true?

My name is Epsilon, and I am--was? Am. A robot myself.

So if anyone who can hear me has any kind of AI, or a similar form of existence... at your convenience, I'd like to speak with you! It's been a long time since I've known any others.

.... also, if you do need help, Ginko and I are able to move a great deal of earth between us, so please say something.
technicallytechnically: (desert and ocean)

[personal profile] technicallytechnically 2019-04-06 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a robot! Wait, are you like, a killer robot, or are you like...

[She tries very, very hard to think of... literally any other type of robot. Unfortunately, she's not from season one, so she's not very experienced with automatons of any type.

She's met one. It was not very eloquent.
]

...uh, another type of robot that's really calm and nice and not covered in knives? You seem like a robot that wouldn't be covered in knives. But if you are, that's fine, I don't judge you know.
technicallytechnically: (simply look around and view it)

[personal profile] technicallytechnically 2019-04-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, well that's even better!

[If she notices she seriously offended him, she makes absolutely no indication.]

You're way more talkative than the other one I met. That one was all like...

[She makes some whirring noises.]
technicallytechnically: (all of the flowers start to sing)

LMAO IM!!! SO SORRY!!!!

[personal profile] technicallytechnically 2019-04-19 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I only met one. It was meant to be a security robot thing, to help in the prison in this town with the greatest name ever made, Hupperdook! But then it freaked out and killed everyone inside for some reason.

[This is a great conversation to have with an actual robot person.]

But it's okay now! We stopped it.
technicallytechnically: (simply look around and view it)

[personal profile] technicallytechnically 2019-05-09 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wasn't there for that! But the guy who made it asked us to help stop it, so we went in and destroyed it. Everything's fine now!

[Yeah, she's really. Not at all bothered about it.

Mostly because way worse things have happened since then, so like, almost getting killed by a very sharp robot is old news.
]

But since you're not interested in killing everyone, that doesn't matter, right? That was just one guy.