[Muffet missed this part the first time she looked over the rock, but this time as she skims the text her gaze catches on the word 'bees', and a faint memory of Dr. Alphys sending her entire contacts list one extremely long text by accident resurfaces. She slowly looks back up the line of replies until she finds it again, quietly hoping it isn't going to be what she thinks it is.]
[It is.]
Do not go down this road. They'll only keep quoting it and then we'll all have to remember it exists. No good can come of this.
[This is not how bees work. This is not how anything works. She doesn't know why a woman as smart as Dr. Alphys managed to fuck up badly enough to mistake the 'text all' function for Sans's number, and she deeply regrets the sense of personal stubbornness that forced her to read the entire thing.]
[Perhaps the one mercy here is that, having only ever encountered The Bee Movie in text format, Muffet is fortunately unaware of what it actually looks like, and is therefore not picturing an animated insect making the Raised Eyebrow Dreamworks Face right now.]
[We take what comfort we can get, in these troubled times.]
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[It is.]
Do not go down this road. They'll only keep quoting it and then we'll all have to remember it exists. No good can come of this.
[This is not how bees work. This is not how anything works. She doesn't know why a woman as smart as Dr. Alphys managed to fuck up badly enough to mistake the 'text all' function for Sans's number, and she deeply regrets the sense of personal stubbornness that forced her to read the entire thing.]
[Perhaps the one mercy here is that, having only ever encountered The Bee Movie in text format, Muffet is fortunately unaware of what it actually looks like, and is therefore not picturing an animated insect making the Raised Eyebrow Dreamworks Face right now.]
[We take what comfort we can get, in these troubled times.]