postictal: (nervous im not nervous ha ha)
Tim W█████ ([personal profile] postictal) wrote in [community profile] lifenet2018-09-15 08:06 pm

[ BULLETIN BOARD - SEPT 15TH ] ; and in the end i'd do it all again

[Someone's left a message in carefully inexact script; all-caps, as if that might better hide his identity. He's never claimed to be an artist, and maybe that's what he's banking on to keep the heat off him, so to speak. But anyone who thinks hard enough about it will probably figure out the guilty party here.]



[You can consider this your...call to action. If that's, you know, something you're interested in.]
yallstupid: Gift! Ask to use, please! (uwu)

[personal profile] yallstupid 2018-09-16 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hella, this is exactly what Guzma needed to see. He's not got a lot to offer the kids right now - all his favors were used up recently and he, uh...must have slept through the last storytelling (or simply not wanted to retell the bad shit that happened), but he can at least use one of his talents for the time being.

He is, after all, lyrically inclined, and what better way to celebrate than with a cheesy limerick? It's the gift that keeps on giving.]


Have you heard of the two kids in stripes?
Whose lives you can consider as just: yikes.
But here they now stay,
They laugh and they play,
So here's to you, brats -
Happy birthday!

-G.