stone phone, mid afternoon on August 8th
[He's far, far too tired to be his normal silly self, as he addresses all his fellow islanders via... rock. It would be inappropriate, anyway.]
Buenas tardes, everyone.
[Ha ha yeah right, is anyone having a good day? Anyone??]
We found a couple pages of another diary out on Umui. It's not a good idea for me to come all the way back, so I'm going to read it out loud. Ready?
[He pauses for a moment before he starts to read, slowly and carefully. At least he has a nice speaking voice?]
That's all I can make out. But, hey, while I'm here... what if this is a curse, not a disease? That could be why those doctors couldn't find a cure. They were going at it the wrong way.
Most of you have been around longer than me, and some of you are more, ah, magically inclined than I am. Maybe it's something you can look into.
Buenas tardes, everyone.
[Ha ha yeah right, is anyone having a good day? Anyone??]
We found a couple pages of another diary out on Umui. It's not a good idea for me to come all the way back, so I'm going to read it out loud. Ready?
[He pauses for a moment before he starts to read, slowly and carefully. At least he has a nice speaking voice?]
That's all I can make out. But, hey, while I'm here... what if this is a curse, not a disease? That could be why those doctors couldn't find a cure. They were going at it the wrong way.
Most of you have been around longer than me, and some of you are more, ah, magically inclined than I am. Maybe it's something you can look into.

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[Oops. Should he really have said that?]
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[He's a victim, after all, not a perpetrator.]