August 7th, loud robot child voice broadcasting via istone
Hey, hey! Today is my "birthday"... I think? Or at least I'm pretty sure I remember that Tim guy saying it should be today.
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What is it that you're supposed to do on birthdays, again?
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What is it that you're supposed to do on birthdays, again?

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Could you take a guess?
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[It's kind of an embarrassing number that he can guess here, honestly.]
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But birthdays are all about celebrating that you're a year older. It's more fun to keep count.
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[This island's no place for children, let them have all the fun they can!]
So what day is it, anyway?
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[And that's terrifying when you may not have a year to 'live'.]
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