[And the nice thing about Lup is that she gets hella mad hella quickly, but she doesn't have the patience for real grudges. Just give her something else to impulsively fixate on.]

Well it didn't fucking like, get birthed by a mother elevator, if that's what you were thinking? He's-- he's one of ours, both the nerd and the nemesis of all stairkind. Cuz that's the kind of bullshit my bro mixes in with when I'm-- indisposed.