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iStone announcement
[There are [2] very important reasons Ren's speaking to the world at large right now. Number one:]
June 19th is Tim's birthday, so you should smile if you see him and tell him he did a good job getting older. He's very good at that. [Pause, and then-] He has a talent for making birthdays too. If you don't know yours, he can tell you. I think he uses magic for that kind of thing.
But you have to say 'Happy Birthday, Tim' first-that's what you do.
[Nice.
And for the second item on her terrible agenda.]
What sound does a turtle make? It's not 'nya' or 'woof' or 'neigh' and they don't know what bubbles mean.
[They're weird!! Someone help. She needs to tell these animals something very important and she has no idea how to do it.]
June 19th is Tim's birthday, so you should smile if you see him and tell him he did a good job getting older. He's very good at that. [Pause, and then-] He has a talent for making birthdays too. If you don't know yours, he can tell you. I think he uses magic for that kind of thing.
But you have to say 'Happy Birthday, Tim' first-that's what you do.
[Nice.
And for the second item on her terrible agenda.]
What sound does a turtle make? It's not 'nya' or 'woof' or 'neigh' and they don't know what bubbles mean.
[They're weird!! Someone help. She needs to tell these animals something very important and she has no idea how to do it.]
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[Yes? No? Too late?? She's dumping her bag??]